Savan: *Crouches down on his knees and bows his head solemnly* New-crowned sovereign and keeper of eternity. The fire of my life is spent and guttering... Give me freedom with the kiss--
Arisen: *Leans in close*
Savan: *Falls back* WHU?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Arisen: You said kiss, I assumed we were at max affinity by now after all that sweaty brawling...
Savan: BY THE MAKERDAMNED THRONE, ARISEN!! I'M NOT ONE OF YOUR GRANSYS FLOOZIES!!
Arisen: Oh. Awkward.
Savan: ... Just sodding stab me already with the Godsbane.













