morrigan & leliana ♥ ♥ ♥
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General:
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How long will they last? - forever?? they are separated a lot by the tides of time and circumstance but always find their way home (translator’s note: home is each other)
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - slowly, and not without a fight
How was their first kiss? - i imagine they both knew it was an inevitability and leliana kept saying “morrigan.” over & over until she finally stopped tiptoeing around it and let the smooch occur
Wedding:
Who proposed? - leliana!!! she probably planned some elaborate scheme of a proposal & morrigan’s like “wtf yeah i’ll marry you dramatic b*tch but you coulda just said hey let’s get married”
Who is the best man/men? - i imagine leli would have zev
Who is the bride’s maid(s)? -shale, maybe one of leli’s spies, and they fight over the warden. morrigan wins bc it’s either them or Nobody
Who did the most planning? - leli!!!
Who stressed the most? - morrigan, somehow, partially because she knows how much it means to leli and there’s not much she can do to ensure that it goes well bc she’s entirely out of her element here
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - alistair but then leli invited him anyway. flemeth. celene bc lmfao they Have to see how she reacts to Not Being Invited
Sex:
Who is on top? - honestly. leli generally
Who is the one to instigate things? - probably also leli, although morrigan can get a little saucy from time to time
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - maybe like thirty minutes?? but it’s alright bc it’s happening at least a few times a day lmfao
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - YES
How rough are they in bed? - (i think it really varies)Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - zero, unless astounding advancements in blood magic or trans!leli (which i am 1000% here for don’t get me wrong). or threesomes with zev? lmao
How many children will they adopt? - leli adopts kieran, maybe they’ll nab a girl from an orphanage one day
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - leli :’)
Who is the stricter parent? - morrigan!! but leli can usually reason with her when she’s being unfair or overprotective, or letting her need to control things get in the way
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - morri, usually, since leli’s just like “let me get the camera”
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - they both do but leli’s the one who includes encouraging notes with smiley faces
Who is the more loved parent? - i think they both fill entirely different roles that the children need so they would be loved equally, just differently
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? leli will drag morrigan along generally bc for a few years the entire staff thought she was a single mother
Who cried the most at graduation? - leli, but you could definitely see morrigan sneakily wiping away a few tears
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - leli bc morrigan’s like "they won’t learn anything if we bail them out!”
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - probably lel bc morrigan insists on going all out anytime she cooks and it’s simply not financially feasible morri you expensive b*tch
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - also morri & her tastes change a lot
Who does the grocery shopping? - leli tried to take morri with her once and she whined and dragged her feet the whole time like *throws things in cart* can i go back to my witchcraft now
How often do they bake desserts? - morrigan doesn’t like sweets very much but she happily bakes them for leli and her heart soars anytime she gets complimented on them by her darling wife
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - no meal is complete without both (sometimes morrigan gets really carnivorous tho)
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - i was gonna say lel but it would really be more of a surprise coming from morrigan, who would start planning months in advance and watch her wife carefully for signs of likes and dislikes and current favorites in order to make the evening perfect (spymaster leli notices she’s being observed but lets it happen. it’s been a while since anything surprised her)
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - leli and it rarely works
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - i think they both have a pretty good handle on things. kieran, probably
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - it’s a joint effort
Who is really against chores? - morrigan like why the fuck do people make their beds!! you just mess it up again 14 hours later! what’s the use!!!
Who cleans up after the pets? - kieran, but leli cleans up after her birds >B(
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - morri!!!!
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - leli, morri’s like “just let them see what the house normally looks like then maybe they won’t come over anymore”
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - kieran
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - leli, but morrigan’s been known to join her from time to time
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - every time morrigan tries the neighbors run inside and draw all the curtains :’(
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - every year at leliana’s insistence
What are their goals for the relationship? - to be free of the watchful eyes of thedas for even a single moment, alone and at peace and together
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - morrigan bc she’s out until the wee hours of the morning witching
Who plays the most pranks? - leli >:3
