Logan: Did you use my toothbrush?
Remus: Virgil asked me this earlier! No!
Logan: ...Virgil asked you earlier?
Remus: Yes!! Maybe! Maybe!~ You guys are using each other’s toothbrushes!!
Logan, completely flatly, holding up a gobbed-up toothbrush that looks like an animal gnawed on it: ......Virgil, at the very least, would have cleaned my toothbrush after using it.
Remus: ....Well I don’t even brush my teeth so I shouldn’t be a suspect in this investigation.
Logan: Oh Heavens- brush your teeth!? I- Use my toothbrush! Just keep it- Go, right now.








