#makethisreal

[a-very-bored-blogger]

I personally have an idea for a cafe where basically we just fill it with things targeted to insult the customers. Like, fuck it, let's see how patient humans really are.

*puts a calculator right next to the menu*

Sign: bet you didn't pass first grade maths

[smol-witchy-bean]

but seriously at a witchy sleepover

everyone: doing tarot readings, gifting each other small candles and doing nails while putting sigils on them and talking about life and sharing hexes and oh my this is too great I can't

[directionlezz-blog]

I wish there was an option to tag the song you're listening to at the bottom of each post you make. I feel like it would explain my blog and me so much better. 💕