#malaymuslim

[itskilau]

A Typical Malaysian Line

A:Where are my scissors?

B: *does a poker face*

B:In my heart

[itskilau]

I think I have a problem

me at school: The sweet effing fuck??!

me at home:Oh gosh, That was accidental, i'm sorry

[itskilau]

Ok, let’s be honest. Does anyone else sing Rewrite the Stars to everything they want but cant have or is it just me

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Compliments

My best friend likes giving out compliments. They may sound odd , ranging from "Hey, that dress looks cute!" to "Dude, I LOVE your nose shape,". Its preetttyy damn weird. But you can bet what she says makes others smile a bit more

[itskilau]

Kids from religious schools

Girl: *has to tell Boy something important*

Girl:*brings a posse of friends as back-up*

Girl: *takes several deep breaths*

Girl:*speaks louder* Boy!

Entire class: *stares menacingly at the forbidden interaction*

Girl: *looks at friends for courage* t-the english teacher wants to see you at the library....yeah at the library..the teacher asked for you

Entire class: *whats he gonna dooo*

Boy:*nods rapidly* uhh ok

[itskilau]

Malayians#2

Society tells us premarital sex is horrible but that doesn’t stop them from mentioning it billions of times in novels. (I honestly think most preteens learn about the bird and the bees from those books, but that’s probably just me and a couple of kids from school)

[itskilau]

Malaysians #1

You call us obese. You’d be obese if your favorite breakfast , lunch and dinner is over 700 calories not to mention it’s polite to ask for seconds