#malc yaps

[malcolmsvanityfair]

Heyyy babes, be honest with me, Kay? Do these stripes make my ass look fat?🍑😳

[malcolmsvanityfair]

Gaawd DAMN this fucking heatwave is literally KILLING meee 😫 like I know I live in Cali but holy shit it's been getting worse lately. Thank GAWD the salon and my apartment have air conditioning or else I'd be nothing more than a vaguely stylish puddle at this point. 🥵

Ciao, babes (and PLEASE stay hydrated) xx

[malcolmsvanityfair]

Uuughh... June as usual is a VERY busy month for the salon, I've been SOO busy as of late babes. I make it sound like I'm ungrateful, but Oh my gaawwd I need a little break. 😩 At least it's Pride and I'm making bank tho💲xx

[malcolmsvanityfair]

Wow guys the 4th was awesome 👌 I went to a party with a TON of total smoke shows and got really drunk 🥴 I don't really remember much past my 5th drink of the night sooo I'm still pretty hung over from this weekend LOL 😅

~ 💋 xx

[malcolmsvanityfair]

It's 5 o'clock somewhere~ x 💋

[malcolmsvanityfair]

Would anyone care if I got a little tipsy later? I know people usually wait till the weekend to get fucked up, but I've had a looong few weeks and something tells me it's just going to keep getting fucking worse x

[malcolmsvanityfair]

heyyy bitches it's your boy, Malcolm. Welcome to my blog, Where I believe in three things: - Looking Good - Feeling Good - And making sure everyone KNOWS you look good. 🔞⚠️ I'm into some real freaky shit sometimes so if that bothers you, there's the door dont let it hit you on the way out babe x 💋 Dni if you're homophobic, I'm a gay man and proud 🌈✨, Or if you're transphobic, I'm not letting that shit fly in my salon or in my blog. Take your shit and LEAVE. Be nice to each other or you're not getting pics of my ass. 🍑 Other than that, please try to be respectful and nice, i know it's hard to ask but use your brains. I know you've got 'em.. most of you, anyway. Ciao~