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Malcolm,30,Gay, Better than You (RP blog)

[malcolmsvanityfair]

heyyy bitches it's your boy, Malcolm. Welcome to my blog, Where I believe in three things: - Looking Good - Feeling Good - And making sure everyone KNOWS you look good. 🔞⚠️ I'm into some real freaky shit sometimes so if that bothers you, there's the door dont let it hit you on the way out babe x 💋 Dni if you're homophobic, I'm a gay man and proud 🌈✨, Or if you're transphobic, I'm not letting that shit fly in my salon or in my blog. Take your shit and LEAVE. Be nice to each other or you're not getting pics of my ass. 🍑 Other than that, please try to be respectful and nice, i know it's hard to ask but use your brains. I know you've got 'em.. most of you, anyway. Ciao~

[malcolmsvanityfair]

Gaawd DAMN this fucking heatwave is literally KILLING meee 😫 like I know I live in Cali but holy shit it's been getting worse lately. Thank GAWD the salon and my apartment have air conditioning or else I'd be nothing more than a vaguely stylish puddle at this point. 🥵

Ciao, babes (and PLEASE stay hydrated) xx

[malcolmsvanityfair]

please give me a glow up . you’re my only hope .

I mean you've definitely come to the right place; I don't mean to brag but I'm damn good at what I do! Sooo what'd you have in mind?

[malcolmsvanityfair]

soooo... how was it??

how was what? I'm a little blurry right now, Anon.😵‍💫 I can't remember the last two days but, I do remember getting an invite to go drinking with Aussie. 🤔 I'm going to have to retrace my steps or maybe ask Aussie what happened, 'cause I don't remember a thing.

[malcolmsvanityfair]

I’m not in trouble… at least I don’t think I am.

@itakepillsnsh1t - austin

You better not be! Gawd, what am I gonna do with you? 🙄

[itakepillsnsh1t]

Don’t start beating me over the head with a brush again, I swear, I’ll bite you.

[malcolmsvanityfair]

I only did that cause you startled me, Aussie. I said I was sorry! :(

[malcolmsvanityfair]

Damn honey, I can't promise to hold myself back

-Austin 🩸

AUSSIE! you're gonna make me blush! I don't expect you to hold back too much, I know you can't exactly help how "Hungies" you get anyway~ x

[malcolmsvanityfair]

Oh yeah let's visit 'The Muse' and have a COCKtail or two iykyk 😏🔥

- Austin 🩸

I mean I can definitely see if I can get hooked up with a flight out there, either way I'm deff interested~ xx I could use a COCKtail or two, in more ways than one LOL! and I'm sure you could use a bite yourself, right? just not too much, okay? I kinda need to still be alive in order to do my job babe

[malcolmsvanityfair]

You're welcome😉

Anon, whoever you are, I owe you honeyyy x no seriously thank you sooo much!!

[malcolmsvanityfair]

Heey you free tonight?

-Austin 🩸

holyfuckholyfuckholyfuck

Heyy Aussie!! I'm deffo free tonight! ;) x You plannin' on takin me out somewhere nice?~

[malcolmsvanityfair]

Have you and Austin ever hooked up?

....Depends on whose asking, either way even if we had hooked up, it's none of your business Anon! We're both consenting adults, and what either of us do is our business and only ours alone! But if Austin is asking, babe please give me a call, I'd love to go clubbing with you x

[malcolmsvanityfair]

Thank fffuuuck it's the weekend, now I can sleep in if I want to because I don't have to worry about going into work. I love the weekends. x

[malcolmsvanityfair]

I’m not in trouble… at least I don’t think I am.

@itakepillsnsh1t - austin

You better not be! Gawd, what am I gonna do with you? 🙄

[malcolmsvanityfair]

Have you ever met Austin Sommers?

You mean Aussie? Uhh yea, why, what'd he do now? I swear to gawwd if he's in trouble AGAIN!

[malcolmsvanityfair]

Hey uhh will u do me a wolfcut? I wanna look more bi hehe >:)

I can do that, totally! I'd be more than happy to, actually. Just lemme know when you wanna book your cut, babe! x

[malcolmsvanityfair]

It's 5 o'clock somewhere~ x 💋

[malcolmsvanityfair]

Would anyone care if I got a little tipsy later? I know people usually wait till the weekend to get fucked up, but I've had a looong few weeks and something tells me it's just going to keep getting fucking worse x

[malcolmsvanityfair]

hey are you free for a cut? thx

-@foryrox

Aww anything for you, Red. You know you can stop by anytime, even if it's not for a cut, just fyi. as long as you've got the money to cover our hang outs~ 😘 x