RB RWBY AU 3
(When Salem hears about the Mistrial academy fight)
Salem was in her room with the 3 seer Grimm inside as she spoke to two more dark villains with glee.
Salem:And then my plans to destroy beacon without a hitch! Hahah haha.
The two laughed with her revealing themselves to be El Ray and Malcom Hargrove who laughed with her as the former spat out his coffee laughing as well.
El Ray:That is hilarious!
Malcom:It came out of my nose!
The extra Seer Grimm came in and rung a bit. She poked it.
Salem:Go to for Sexy Salem~
Seer:YoU hAvE a CoLlEcT cAlL fRoM....
Hazel:Hazel reinart.
Salem:(sigh) one of my subordinates I have to take this. (Pokes Grimm) Hazel my strongest man, what’s up?... woah woah hold up. What? She’s dead? What do you mean Cinders dead?! FUCK! Oh! Fuck! FUUCK! FUUUUUUUUCK!
She hit the Grimm a bit as the two evil entities watched.
Salem:... Whose they?... An arc? And the silver eyed warrior?!.. what the hell do birds have to do with any of this?! Who’s left?...... are you shitting me! Well where were you?! You were fighting a bunch of teenagers and Ozpin who’s taken the body of a child?! Oh god, didn’t you have the decency to forget about your Fucking sister!
The two other villains looked appalled for a moment.
Salem:I gave you the task that I though the man who’s immune to pain can do, to protect a fucking maiden! She wasn’t even fully grown yet! Do you have any idea what this is going to do to my chances of world domination?!
Another seer Grimm came over and rang.
Salem:Wait I have another call.... WHAT?! Im very busy right now!..... oh ... ok well where are they going? Uh yeah.... pizza... Um with the jalapeños I guess but I don’t eat them. What are you getting?
As she kept talking the two villains grew bored as Malcom looked at his watch and El Ray yawned. She sent the Grimm away and poked the original.
Salem:What? Get another maiden? Oh how real fucking original! Let’s just see who Cinder will think abo- Oh I know the stupid Green haired girl! And who’s going to train her you? You got the skills of a Fucking magical women?! Now get your 6’4” Dust filled ass here or I’m going to tell everyone how much of a disappointment you are to the villain society with your damn sob story about Getchen, or Gracthen or whatever the hell your sisters name is!
She paused for a minute before hearing sobs from the other side and grew a smile.
Salem:Oh geez he’s crying!
El Rey and Malcom start silently laughing as she went back to the Seer.
Salem:Hey Hey. Don’t be like that. I’m just dealing with a bunch of crap right now. Cinder killed by some fucking bird you know. I didnt mean to snap.(checks nails) oh ok. Just get back here. Ok bye. Oh. Oh uh I uh.... I care for you too.
She Hangs up