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Sparring Match
Yang and Jaune are sparring, but Yang has Jaune's head locked between her thighs.
Yang: Ready to give up, vomit boy?
Jaune: ...no.
Yang: Alright, that's the spirit.
Ruby: Should we help him or...?
Nora: Nah, fearless leader is right where he wants to be.
Ruby: ?
Blake: *thinking* lucky bastard
"Jaune..."
He felt a hand caress his face, and his eyes slowly opened, and when they did, he was looking up at the night sky. He turned his head only to see her, lying next to him, her body facing toward him.
"Jaune..." She called out again.
Jaune couldn't believe his eyes.
She was here, lying next to him.
She was here.
"Jaune..." She called out again, as if begging him to come closer.
Jaune reached out for her slowly, his hand wanting to caress her face and tell her what he couldn't before.
However, the moment he touched her cheek, she vanished in the blink of an eye, and in her spot lay Crocea Mors, still sheathed in its scabbard.
His hand hovered over the blade temporarily and with hesitation. But soon, he gripped the handle of the blade and stood up, quickly hooking the belt to his hip and deciding to continue to explore.
The sun was just finally rising, casting a morning glow over the world.
He ventured forward, alone.
As he did, a single thought crossed his mind.
'I wonder if she's safe...'
Jaune: What does Neo mean when she sends me this?
Neo: 🥵😉
Emerald: I don't know? I just get a string of emojis that I have to dechiper like its charades.
Pollinated Juniper Berries + 2
The Wedding Part 5
-2 days and counting-
Ruby: “Coco! Thank goodness you’re here!”
Coco: “Hello cutie. What’s the emergency?”
Ruby: “Yang AND Blake! Their dresses need recalibration.”
Coco: “In fashion we call it alteration, and now you know, so lead me to our two lovelies. Velvet, be my assistant?”
Velvet: “Of course Coco.”
Ruby: “So…did Cardin come with you?”
Coco: “Of course. We sent him to the barn to make nice with your blonde boytoy.”
{{ In the barn }}
Cardin: “So…that’s a big rabbit.”
Jaune: “Her name is Juniper.”
{{ Back at the Octuple Home }}
Coco: “Damn I’m good.”
Velvet: “Umm, Coco? You’ve done bugger all.”
Coco: “Oh Bun-bun, you don’t see what I see. Ruby!”
Ruby: *saluting for some unknown reason* “Yes Coco!”
Coco: “Get all the ladies in here with their dresses. You are all going to make the whole of Remnant envious! Ha-ha, Ha-HA, HAHAHAHA!”
Velvet: “Just do what she asked. There’s no reasoning with her when she’s in such a state.”
—6 Hours Later—
Jaune: *gently carrying a sleeping Ruby* “Honestly it says a lot that Ruby made it this long.”
Cardin: *carrying a sleeping Velvet* “Yeah, Coco is really intense.”
Ren: *carrying a sleeping Nora* “Is that admiration I detect in your voice?”
Cardin: “There’s a lot to admire about her and if either of you tell her I said that I’ll shove Executioner down your throat.”
Pyrrha: *carrying a sleeping Blake* “I beg your pardon.”
Cardin: “I’m not being serious, sheesh. How long till your other two are worn out?”
Pyrrha: “It’s our wedding. I expect Weiss will help Coco, tangentially, until they both drop.”
Jaune: “I’ll go back for Yang as soon as I get Ruby tucked in.”
Meeting the other Parents
Before...
Jaune: HA HA HA~! I'm sure she was still cute, though, right?
Taiyang: Of course she was. After a couple years, you start getting used to all kinds of smells. I don't really know how everyone else took it, but we never really did hear back from the Mallards.
Taiyang: You want any more tea? I could brew a pot if you're sick of it.
Jaune: No, no, I'm fine. I'm sure I did the same thing when I was a kid. Of course, I wasn't ever an only child OR the oldest, but everybody does it, right? Of course, considering what my parents fed me, it might have smelled different from other families. Especially the asparagus.
Taiyang: You must have been a heck of a good son to your parents.
Jaune: Well, that's not what my parents would say.
Taiyang: Well, they just don't know how lucky they are.
Jaune: Man... Where were you when I needed a dad?
Yang: Uh... What's going on here?
Jaune: Just thought I'd stop by and see how your dad was doing. Patch was pretty close to our mission, so... What? What's with that face?
Yang: You're... friends with my dad?
Taiyang: What? You think we'd be at each other's throats? That's ridiculous!
Yang: Well, maybe not enemies, but... Like, yeah, it's great you get along, but hanging out when I'm not around? That's just... weird.
Taiyang: Taiyang Xiao Long Junior, you behave yourself!
Jaune: We... spent a lot of time together. While you and Ruby and your team were off on a mission and my team was doing patrols here...
Taiyang: Your old man can have a few friends, right? Peter and Bart aren't always around, and it's nice to have a fellow blond to chit chat with~!
Yang: You're making it worse.
Taiyang: Really, Yang, you're both grownups now. I missed birthdays eighteen to twenty-six since you left for Beacon. Do you really want me scolding you when I catch his face in your lap when you're forty?
Jaune: Wait, when was my face in your lap?
Yang: Uh, it's not what you think-
Taiyang: And now I feel uncomfortable.
Yang: ...Wait. You weren't telling him the story of the time I covered myself in my...
Taiyang: (Grinning)
Jaune: (Snickering)
Yang: (Sighs) Where's Ruby when you need her...?
Cardin: Oh, you think you’re so cool because you have a well-endowed girlfriend who’s a world-famous athlete and top of the class and has an awesome caring personality and helped you progress to the level of professional huntsman in only six months and deeply values you as a person and helped you become more confident as a man?!
Jaune: …I mean…yeah…?
Cardin: Oh yeah?!? Well…the evidence definitely does support that conclusion!!!
Cardin: You’re really making it difficult to properly bully you right now! I feel like I’m doing all the work here!
Jaune: In game tip: You can use teeth on girls to get little moans.
When Did He Get Hot: RWBYP Cosplay Bonus
Jaune didn't know what he was expecting when he asked the girls if they wanted to cosplay with him for the upcoming convention circuit. He thought they would, at the very least, politely turn him down. After all, Weiss did...at first of course.
However he was flabbergasted when they all enthusiastically said yes. Not just accepting his proposal, but wanting to collab with individual "cosplay dates". Just completely platonic cosplay dates.
The girls also suggested a few other outfits for him to try on for their outing. Sure, The Slayer was his dream cosplay, but it can't be understated the girls do have a very specific taste of fashion for him.
Ruby:
Weiss:
Blake:
Yang:
Pyrrha:
DAY 1:
*Jaune came out of the bathroom, dressed up as John Wick, with Zwei following him out. Meanwhile, Ruby sat on her bed and smirked and blushed slightly. She knew Jaune would look good in the cosplay, but she never thought he'd look so good.*
*Ruby saw how tight the suit hugged his frame, but still left some things to the imagination, while also being impressed by fake beard on his face*
Ruby: *Blushes* L-Looking good, Jaune!
Jaune: Thanks, Ruby, but um... Did I really have to dye and style my hair like John's? I mean, couldn't I have just worn a wig?
Ruby: ... I didn't think about that...
Jaune: *Chuckles* It's alright, I just hope its temporary dye.
Ruby: It is! I made sure; I didn't want you to get mad
Jaune: *Smiles* Aw, but then I could've made you a blonde!
Ruby: Nuh-uh! I like my hair the way it is, mister!
Jaune: Heh, fair enough, but I think you'd make a good blonde.
Ruby: Oh yeah? Then I think you'd make a good brunette!
Jaune: Thanks to the costume, I bet I would!
Ruby: *Giggles* I guess so... Ya know, you kinda remind me of my dad
Jaune: Really?
Ruby: *nods* Yeah... He's a dork too~!
Jaune: Hey!
Ruby: But he's pretty cool
Jaune: Yeah? What about me?
Ruby: ... You're pretty awesome too
Jaune: *Chuckles* Thanks, Ruby, but shouldn't you be changing next?
Ruby: Oh right! Give me a sec!
*Ruby picks up a pile of clothes and walks to the bathroom, while Jaune sits on her bed, waiting for her to finish up changing. Finally, the bathroom door opened and Ruby stepped out.*
Ruby: How do I look?
Ruby's costume:
Jaune: *Blushes* Whoa...!
Ruby: I look silly, don't I?
Jaune: No! No! N-Not at all! You look... Um... Sexy!
Ruby: W-Wha!? Really!?
Jaune: Y-Yeah!
*Both stand there awkwardly, faces red*
Jaune: W-We shoud probably get going!
Ruby: Right!
*The two quickly leave the dorm room and made their way down to the Bullhead docks to head to the convention.*
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DAY 2:
*Jaune walked out of the RWBY bathroom, this time dressed up as Clive Rosfield, and unlike his John Wick Costume, this one hugged his frame tightly, showing off his muscular frame underneath while exposing parts of his chest. Like before, he had to dye his hair temporarily again, while also growing out his facial hair a bit so that it resembled a five o'clock shadow.*
Jaune: Weiss... The Costumes a little tight!
Weiss: Nonsense! The Costume fits you perfectly!
Jaune: Yeah, but its still feels tight!
*Weiss sees Jaune's chest and blushes at how defined it was and how the costume really did hug his body*
Weiss: *Slight nose bleed* Perhaps it is a little... Tight~
Jaune: Yeah, no kidding! Also, shouldn't you get ready?
Weiss: What are you talking about? I am ready!
Weiss's costume:
Jaune: ... Weiss, you know their lovers right?
Weiss: ... I had no idea... *Smirks*
Jaune: *Shrugs* No worries, you don't know too much about Final Fantasy 16, so ita alright, we'll just have to let people know we're just friends
Weiss: *Glaring* Friends... Right...
Jaune: Well, lets get going! Wouldn't want to be late! *Leaves the room*
Weiss: This is what I get for rejecting him back in the first year...!
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DAY 3:
*Jaune walks out of his room, dressed up and nanami and happy that not only does the costume fit him perfectly, but that he also didn't have to dye his hair*
Jaune: Whew! Finally, something I can breathe in! I wonder what Blake's gonna show up as!
*Jaune then hears RWBY's dorm door open and sees Blake walking out and quickly, his face turned red as he sees her costume*
Blake's Costume:
Blake: So~ How do I look, Jaune~?
Jaune: *Blushing* Y-You look great, Blake!
Blake: Oh yeah? It doesn't make my ass too big, does it? *Turns around and shows off her Bellabooty*
Jaune: *gulps* N-No...
Blake: Good~! Anyway, you look really handsome in that; I'm glad I picked it out.
Jaune: Yeah, it's really nice!
Blake: I bet you look good out of it too~
Jaune: ... What?
Blake: Oh, nothing~ but let's get going! We wouldn't wanna be late, right?
Jaune: Um, yeah...
Blake: *Begins walking away* Oh, and Jaune?
Jaune: Yeah?
Blake: You can stare all you want~
*Blake continues walking ahead of him, swaying her hips on purpose, and Jaune watches, with some blood dripping from his nose*
Jaune: 'This woman is trying to kill me!'
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DAY 4:
*Yang leaves her room, seeing Jaune already waiting outside his own dorm for her, and giggles when she sees his reaction to her costume*
Yang: So, what do you think, vomit boy~?
Yang's Costume:
Jaune: *blushing* Yang, a-are you sure about that?
Yang: Aw, what are you afraid of? Worried my girls are gonna pop out~?
Jaune: Y-Yes!
Yang: Don't worry, Jaune, I'm gonna be fine! Besides, *flashes her tits* They're for your eyes only~
Jaune: ... *Faints*
Yang: ... OH COME ON!
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DAY 5:
Jaune: Pyrrha, these costumes are awesome! They look just like the real thing!
Pyrrha: I'm so glad you liked them! How do I look!?
Pyrrha's Costume:
Jaune: You look gorgeous!
Pyrrha: *Blushes* Thank you!
Jaune: Now, are you ready to turn some heads!?
Pyrrha: You bet!
Jaune: Awesome! I bet we could even win best costume!
Pyrrha: ... There's a costume competition?
Jaune: Yeah, sometimes, why?
Pyrrha: *Feeling competitive and wanting to show off Jaune* LET'S HURRY UP THEN!
*Grabs Jaune's hand and runs out of the room, happy that she's spending a day with Jaune, with Jaune happy that Pyrrha's interested in his hobbies and glad she's so excited for it*
