*Everyone is standing around Nightmare's broken coffee cup*
Nightmare: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Horror: ...I did. I broke it-
Nightmare: No, Horror, you didn't. Killer?
Killer: Don't look at me look at Fell!
Fell: What?! I didn't fuckin' break it!
Killer: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Fell: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
Killer: Suspicious.
Fell: No, it's not!
Error: If it matters, probably not, but Scoundrel was the last one near it.
Scoundrel: Liar! I didn't even touch it!
Error: Oh really? Then what were you doing in Nightmare's office earlier?
Scoundrel: I got called in for another mission. Everyone knows that, Error!
Horror: Okay let's not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it.
Nightmare: No! Who broke it?!
Everyone:
Killer: Nightmare... Dust's been awfully quiet.
Dust: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Nightmare, talking to Error: I broke it. I burned my hand, so I dropped it.
Error: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Nightmare:
Nightmare: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.