Oct 25, 2025
Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #130
Angie: I think I love her
Malik: Girl what?
Shaina: Wait how long have you two been talking?
Angie: Four minutes.
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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #130
Angie: I think I love her
Malik: Girl what?
Shaina: Wait how long have you two been talking?
Angie: Four minutes.
Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #127
Ron: Pip, I'm beginning to questioning your sanity…
Malik: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.
Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #124
Pip: Meow.
Malik: ??
Malik: Meow?
Pip: Grown ass man.
Malik: BITCH???
Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #122
Kimmy squatting on a mattress in her pajamas: I SHALL REIGN OVER THIS MIGHTY BED FOR THE REST OF ITS DAYS AS I AM THE ONE AND ONLY KING OF THE PILLOW FORTS!
Malik, hiding behind a pillow barricade: ...Wouldn't you rather be referred to as the Queen of the pillow forts?
Kimmy:
Kimmy: We are two grown ass adults having a pillow fort dispute. Let me have this.
Malik, nodding once: As you were.
Kimmy: YOU SHALL FALL UNDER THE FORCE OF MY WRATH!!
Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #121
Malik: Hugged my girlfriend for too long today because I haven't seen her in a week and she said, "unhand me."
Malik: Like of course, right away, Your Majesty.
V: Stop sulking and come back here, you big baby.
Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #119
Angie: We played scrabble at the potluck last night and it was a nightmare.
Malik: Scrabble? Scrabble's great!
Angie: Not when you're playing against Jinlei. He made words like "dihydroergotamine" and I put down "dog"!
Malik: Well why didn't you put down one of your big business class words?
Angie: I panicked!!
Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #117
Shaina: SKDJSKFJKDK
Malik: What is that?
Shaina: It's a keyboard smash?
Malik: How do I do it?
Shaina: Just press anything!
Malik: 7
Shaina:
Shaina: Good job.
Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #115
Ron: So what's it called when you're so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn't feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore?
Jinlei: Depersonalization.
Shaina: Locking in.
Malik: Thursday.