maya - [she/her]

Incorrect Quotes for my RPGs

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #133

Pip: If your name has six letters just know I hate you

Shaina: :((

Pip: Shh not you

Jinlei: ???

Pip: DING DING DING

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #132

Pip: Sleeping on the couch tonight because I spilt olive oil all over my bed :/

Angie: ?? Why did you have olive oil in bed??

Pip: I was making bruschetta.

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #131

Shaina: >:(

Pip: What happened? You haven't been this upset since you found out candy land wasn't a real place.

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #130

Angie: I think I love her

Malik: Girl what?

Shaina: Wait how long have you two been talking?

Angie: Four minutes.

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #129

Shaina: Let me walk you through a hypothetical. Can I walk you through a hypothetical?

Jinlei, sighing: What did you do this time?

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #128

Mesfin: I think I'm in love with Pip...

Kimmy:

Mesfin: Any thoughts?

Kimmy: And prayers. You're gonna need them BAD

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #127

Ron: Pip, I'm beginning to questioning your sanity…

Malik: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #126

Pip: So you're telling me I was supposed to squeeze this stress ball instead of throwing it full force at whoever is stressing me out?

Shaina, putting ice on Jinlei's head: Yes??

Pip: Ah. Lesson learned.

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #125

Angie: This is a difficult situation... but fear not, my friend, I have a plan!

Shaina: So do I!

Angie: What's your plan?

Shaina: Listen to Jinlei's plan.

Angie: SAME!!

Jinlei: You two are being unhelpful right now.

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #124

Pip: Meow.

Malik: ??

Malik: Meow?

Pip: Grown ass man.

Malik: BITCH???

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #123

Jinlei: What does "ily" mean?

Kimmy: Who is saying this to you lol

Kimmy: No seriously who's saying that to you??

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #122

Kimmy squatting on a mattress in her pajamas: I SHALL REIGN OVER THIS MIGHTY BED FOR THE REST OF ITS DAYS AS I AM THE ONE AND ONLY KING OF THE PILLOW FORTS!

Malik, hiding behind a pillow barricade: ...Wouldn't you rather be referred to as the Queen of the pillow forts?

Kimmy:

Kimmy: We are two grown ass adults having a pillow fort dispute. Let me have this.

Malik, nodding once: As you were.

Kimmy: YOU SHALL FALL UNDER THE FORCE OF MY WRATH!!

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #121

Malik: Hugged my girlfriend for too long today because I haven't seen her in a week and she said, "unhand me."

Malik: Like of course, right away, Your Majesty.

V: Stop sulking and come back here, you big baby.

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #120

Mesfin: Uhhhh, I think I got your lunch.

Kimmy, pulling out a note that says, "I am very proud of you! Love, Pip": Oh yeah, I didn't think this was for me.

Mesfin, pulling out a note that says, "Be good. Please for the love of Christ, please be good.": And this is definitely for you.

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #119

Angie: We played scrabble at the potluck last night and it was a nightmare.

Malik: Scrabble? Scrabble's great!

Angie: Not when you're playing against Jinlei. He made words like "dihydroergotamine" and I put down "dog"!

Malik: Well why didn't you put down one of your big business class words?

Angie: I panicked!!

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #118

Kimmy: I'm not in love with him!

Pip: Oh yeah? Look into my eyes and tell me that you're not in love with him.

Kimmy, now trying to get Jinlei's attention: [waves wildly]

Jinlei, glancing up from his notes: [waves back]

Kimmy, smiling: I'm not in love with him.

Pip: Bitch your eyes are nowhere near mine.

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #117

Shaina: SKDJSKFJKDK

Malik: What is that?

Shaina: It's a keyboard smash?

Malik: How do I do it?

Shaina: Just press anything!

Malik: 7

Shaina:

Shaina: Good job.