oh man ok i gotta tell u about evan !! evan cooke is one of my favs in the whole world honestly ?? he's nineteen, and he's from los angeles, california (technically, he's from sacramento, but he moved when he was in seventh grade bc his dad's company transferred him), and he has two older sisters, aimee, 23, and taylor, 22 !! the mumu where evan exists is one of my weirder mumus bc evan is part of a band....,,named 5 seconds of summer,,,,,..........w a michael fc and a luke fc and a calum fc...........,,..but it's not 5sos.....,,,,,,,but trust me it's so Good and he's so Good :/ like i said tho he moved to la when he was 12 and he was the gawkiest fuckin kid ok he got his growth spurt early so he was this almost-6-foot-tall, skinny kid towering over his classmates and he has vision probs so he had awful glasses bc his parents said he couldn't have contacts yet and he had braCES and aCNE and he's very dumb like he just doesn't get academic stuff even a lil bit and he struggles so much w/ it it was awful and his self-esteem was at rock bottom and it got worse when he moved to a brand new place where he didn't know anyone at all but he met cooper stevens shortly after moving and at risk of sounding cliche they p much clicked instantly and everything kinda got better for evan ?? bc cooper was a funny lookin kid too !! and he was his best friend in the world !! fast forward seven years and tate austin--a 6'4", type a monster of a guitarist w/ a lip ring and a huge control problem--and bennett paora--a very Beautiful bassist w/ a gf in massachusetts who evan isn't entirely convinced is real--have joined their lil gang and 5sos has been born !! they're not v good and they only play at shitty little indie venues in la and their fanbase is composed entirely of themselves and bennett's internet gf, but they're still a band !! or they were, up until cooper and evan drunkenly hooked up at a house party a few months back :/ cooper fell hard and fast for evan, bc that's just his nature, but evan insisted that, and i quote, 'fucking boys doesn't make u gay, coop, having feelings for boys.....that's gay' :/ they started sleeping w/ each other regularly, cooper got sad bc evan basically treated his feelings like they meant nothing, he made up a fake gf to make evan jealous, and they stopped talking/sleeping with each other for weEKS until evan finally figured out how stupid he'd been and confessed to cooper 1) how super gay he is for him and 2) how he's got a 'heart boner' for him (in those exact words) !! they're both pretty dumb, so they're not boyfriends (yet), but since evan got kicked out of home by his parents (for reasons unrelated to him being super gay; it was bc he was lazy and mooched off of them), he's been living w/ cooper (and bennett, who isn't super happy about the arrangement), so only time can tell how that's gonna affect their........ not-relationship :~)))))))