you want me to "sub scribe"? uhm. okay hang on. ahem. wait, my lord, please, slow down! dictate slower, I can't take it all down so fast... my lord, the ink is still wet, I can't—gahh! it's smudging! oh fuck—please, sire, mercy, not so many run-ons at once! these paragraphs are too big, my page can't take it! wh-you... you want me to continue in the margins? oh god, sire, that's... r-rather unorthodox... yes, my lord, whatever you desire. I am merely the tool for you to immortalise your voice with. wait wait wait, hold on, mind the ink pot! it's too much, I have to tap off the brush or it'll—fucking hell, I'm going to drip everywhere—!!