#mallcop things

[lycheegum]

I’ve wanted to make this post for months, but I kept putting it off, so... here goes:

Aunt Molly, if you’re out there, I hope you’re ok. I hope the rumors are false, too. I hope you’re not Eide. In my version of canon, I don’t remember one way or the other, but I hope it’s not true. Take care of yourself. - Mae B.

[lycheegum]

Me (Mae): *is running around*

Aunt Mallcop: “Mae, stop running like that.”

Me: “Oh yeah? Try and bring me in. I’ll run and then we’ll both be running, there’ll be double the amount of crimes going on.”

Mallcop: “Mae, running isn’t a crime, I just don’t want you to fall on your face.”

Me: “...Running SHOULD be a crime. So I could break the law every damn day. Even more than usual.”

Mallcop: *sigh*

[lycheegum]

Me (as Mae): *calls the Possum Springs police station*

Aunt Mallcop: “Possum Springs Police Department, what is your emergency?”

Me: “What is the vibe?”

Mallcop: “...Mae this is your last warning”

Gregg, in the background, yelling: “EFF YOU, COP”

Mallcop: “What was that?”

Me: “Alright bye, have a bad day” *hangs up*

Mallcop: *sigh*