GOD FUCKING HELL WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU SHITHEAPS COMING FROM.
LIKE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE! WHAT THE FUCK GOES THROUGH YOUR MINDS? "SWEET STICK-FACILITATED SWEETS, ANOTHER SHITTY KARKAT ALTERNATE! BEST BE COLLECTING ALL THE KARKATS WHILE I'M OUT AND ABOUT! AAAALL OF THEM!" THAT'S IT, THAT IS LITERALLY ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT THAT WOULD EVEN REMOTELY PIQUE YOUR INTERESTS AND MAKE MY BLOG LOOK EVEN REMOTELY DESIRABLE AS SOMETHING YOU'D WANT TO SMACK ON YOUR DASH. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE! FINE.
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE WANTING, ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU WITH ONLY THE HIGHEST GRACES. WHERE'S A MILITARY CORPS BAND WHEN I NEED ONE, BECAUSE IT'D ALL PLAY FOR YOU! CONFETTI, HUGE SCROLL CARPET, FUCKING EVERYTHING, THE WHOLE DAMN SHEBANG FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF "WELCOME TO MY SHITTY BLOG."
THIS GREETING POST IS ONLY ONE OF WHAT IS SURE TO BE MANY POINTLESS YAMMERINGS THAT WILL FREQUENT THIS BLOG NIGH DAILY. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED AS WELL AS YOU'VE BEEN WELCOMED.
... AND YOU KNOW, HELLO OR SOMETHING. THAT'S SORT OF NECESSARY IN THESE STUPID STARTERS.
