THE LESS YOU CARE,

THIS IS THE WORST IDEA I'VE HAD IN A LONG TIME. THE NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS, ON THE NOT-SO-OFF CHANCE THAT YOU KNOW IT FROM WHATEVER MORONIC ALTERNATES THAT HAVE IMPRESSED SOME SORT OF IMAGE ONTO YOUR THINKPAN ABOUT ME. IF YOU'RE EXPECTING ANYTHING EXTRAORDINARY, OR EVEN REMOTELY MORE THAN AVERAGE, YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE HORRIBLY DISAPPOINTED. [M!A status: none active. ]

[conceivedbycancer]

{{ taps mic. hey. is this thing on? anyone here? ayyy.

sorry about that literally year-long hiatus. losing your laptop will do that to ya when you write a shitscreaming halfpint who doesnt know what a verbal filter is. so will jumping ship to another fandom. ive actually been around! i think a few of you follow @whatislv, right? yeah. thats me. hey!

the issue is… i dont think anyone remembers who this guy is anymore. smh i miss the homestuck scene quite a bit, though. im thinkin about either bringing this loser back or pulling up an old cobalt karkat blog for coming back around.

what do you guys think? lmk. }}

[conceivedbycancer]

{{ taps mic. hey. is this thing on? anyone here? ayyy.

sorry about that literally year-long hiatus. losing your laptop will do that to ya when you write a shitscreaming halfpint who doesnt know what a verbal filter is. so will jumping ship to another fandom. ive actually been around! i think a few of you follow @whatislv, right? yeah. thats me. hey!

the issue is... i dont think anyone remembers who this guy is anymore. smh i miss the homestuck scene quite a bit, though. im thinkin about either bringing this loser back or pulling up an old cobalt karkat blog for coming back around.

what do you guys think? lmk. }}

[conceivedbycancer]

(( Alright! So it's been awhile, and that makes things a little complicated. Hello again, though! ))

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT SO. I still don't have a computer to type on yet, and therefor am still forever stuck in mobile hell. That ain't really gonna fly for too long, considering my patience and attention span are as shallow as a leaky kiddie pool.

However, what I can manage is a little bit of planning here or there for when my stupid laptop comes back from the shop my brother allegedly sent it to to fix it. ("Soon" he says, every time. How very much dare.) I've really been missing roleplaying with a couple of my muses despite moving around fandoms, and really want to bring my Karkat back! But... With how long I've been gone, and however long I'm going to have to wait for my laptop, getting back into the swing of things is going to be difficult ):

So I've decided I'm going to remake! Not necessarily reset to the fullest extent, but restart nonetheless. Starting off 100% fresh would be pretty hard, too though, so for those who've talked to Karkat/known him awhile/want to work something out, message me and we can talk!

(Paging bostonkingkrab crabbymechanic themaidsheir brackishbarracuda halfblade carcinogeneticxst rogueofyourheart and anyone else im too shy to approach currently! looking at you guys!)

Also, bonus for a few of you who remember me back from my Eridan (callousaltruism/cynicalantipathy) days; Remember when I accidentally made a fuckin meme.

Because it will haunt me forever, probably. Etch this shark on my grave and label it DO NOT THAT while ur at it.

[brackishbarracuda]

i have been watchin so many cod damn movies lately 

so many

dont do that to me have a beatthumber 

[conceivedbycancer]

I’LL DO IT, MEENAH. I’M CRAZY AND RECENTLY DOSED WITH SHITTY EARTH BRITISH HUMOR.

[crabbymechanic-archive]

HEHE HELL0 C0N! IT’S GREAT T0 SEE Y0U BACK 0N MY DASH, I MISSED Y0U A L0T(AND MISSED HAVING Y0U AT THE T0P 0F MY FAV0RITES BL0G LIST! 0:B)

H0W’RE Y0U?

[conceivedbycancer]

SHIT, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT. HELL, I'VE GOT TO EARN MY SPOT BACK. THAT WAS MY SPOT! I'M GETTING IT BACK.

HONESTLY? FUCKING PUMPED TO BE HEARING FROM EVERYONE AGAIN. BLAH BLAH, SOMETHING SAPPY ABOUT BEING GOOEY LIKE A MARSHMALLOW ON THE INSIDE AND MISSING YOU GUYS AND WHATEVER PEOPLE GET EMOTIONAL ABOUT IN THESE LONG DISTANCE REUNIONS. YOU?

[conceivedbycancer]

akhavv replied:

you vvantases are a fuckin riot

YOUR APPRECIATION HAS BEEN NOTED. IS THIS WHERE I TAKE A BOW FOR FIRING A FEW OF THE OTHERS UP AGAIN, OR.

[conceivedbycancer]

AND BLUEKAT RETURNS TO PEPPER MY DASHBOARD WITH HIS CHRONIC HOARDING PROBLEM. HI, BLUE.

[rogueofyourheart]

uhm..

mew just got back! you dont need to hear about it yet!! so where did mew go :? or was it just your internet being silly again?

[conceivedbycancer]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANT TO HEAR. THAT SOUNDS LIKE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY HAS A SHOCK VALUE AND I'M WORRIED. BUT IF YOU WANT ME TO WAIT FOR AWHILE SO WE CAN ESTABLISH SOME FAMILIARITY AGAIN HERE, I THINK I CAN MANAGE THAT. BUT YOU'RE TELLING ME ABOUT IT SOONER OR LATER, RIGHT? OKAY. COOL. GLAD THAT'S SETTLED THEN.

I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE GOT TO SAY "BULLSHIT" BEFORE IT SINKS INTO PEOPLE'S HEADS THAT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. SPOOKY SCARY SPACE STATIC! GHASTLY GARGANTUAN GLUB TROUBLES. BLACK FUCKING MAGIC WITH A LIGHT SPRINKLING OF TIN FOIL, I DON'T KNOW. MULTIVERSES ARE STUPID AND I'M DONE WITH KNOWING EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM, I JUST... YEAH. INTERNET'S BEING SILLY.

[conceivedbycancer]

AN ENTIRE WALL OF CONFUSION, ANGER, DRIPPING HATRED, AND AWKWARD AFFECTION, ALL CONVENIENTLY PACKED INTO ONE UNFORTUNATE DISPLAY OF STUPIDITY! WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY ASK FOR BESIDES PUBLIC DECENCY.

[cancerouslycontagious]

ANY OF MY ALTERNATES COMMUNICATING MORE LIKE [MILE LONG WALL OF TEXT AND PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE COMPLIMENTS]

[brackishbarracuda]

isle bite ur legs off

[conceivedbycancer]

DON’T DO THAT. I WATCHED MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL NOT TOO LONG AGO AND I’LL QUOTE THAT SHIT SO FAST YOU’LL BE SAYING “NI” AT THE SLIGHTEST PROVOCATION FOR A WEEK.

[carcinogeneticxst-deactivated20]

I WILL FUCKING GIVE YOU SOMETHING, YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF TRASH ALTERNATE. LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU HOW FUCKING WORRIED AND - ADMITTEDLY, AND NOW HOLD YOUR HOOFBEASTS, YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE - UNHAPPY I WAS ABOUT YOUR FUCKING VANISHING. 

LET ME TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I´VE CURSED YOUR FUCKING ASS FOR JUST LEAVING LIKE THAT, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER-FUCKING-MIND!!! AS IT GOD DAMNED SEEMS IT DOESN´T FUCKING MATTER.

WELCOME BACK, SWEETHEART, HOW WAS YOUR DAY, DARLING, IT´S SO NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK!

JACKASS.

[conceivedbycancer]

HEY HEY WHOA THERE, CALM DOWN FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS SO I CAN HAVE A TURN TO RUN RABID ON YOU. OKAY? OKAY. THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS I AM, AND 99.99999% OF THEM ARE PROBABLY BORDERING BETWEEN REPUGNANT AND UNFORTUNATE, BUT I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT FUCKING NOW THAT THE LAST THING I AM IS UNGRATEFUL. NEWSFLASH, GLO-BRITE: I MISSED YOU TOO! I MISSED YOU LIKE HELL AND I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU, SO KISS MY ASS! OR PREFERABLY, MAYBE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE MOMENT TO, LIKE. OH I DON'T KNOW, INVITE ME OVER SOMETHING SO WE CAN BEAT THE FRUSTRATION AND WORRY OUT OF EACH OTHER AND MAYBE RE-STOKE WHATEVER PITCH FLAMES HAVE MANAGED TO FALTER OUT OVER THE PAST TOO-DAMN-LONG.

I MEAN. IF THAT'S AN ACCEPTABLE THING ANYMORE? FUCKING HELL, I. IT'S BEEN A REALLY LONG TIME, I KNOW THAT. BUT IT WASN'T ANYTHING I COULD ACTUALLY HELP. THAT'S A SHITTY THING TO SAY AND COMES DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO AN EXCUSE, BUT I PROMISE YOU I TRIED EVERYTHING I COULD TO TRY TO GET BACK SOME CONTACT. I WOULDN'T INTENTIONALLY JUST DITCH EVERYONE LIKE THAT, IT FUCKS ME UP JUST AS BAD.

[conceivedbycancer]

brackishbarracuda replied:

u lil shit

WHO IS CALLING WHO "LITTLE," EXACTLY. RIDDLE ME THAT, MEENAH.

[rogueofyourheart]

:OO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you’re actually online!!!! oh my gosh ive missed mew like crazy karkitten!!!

[conceivedbycancer]

YEAH, THE GENUINE ARTICLE. I KNOW, LATELY THAT'S PRETTY DAMN HARD TO BELIEVE; I MAY AS WELL BE A GHOST AGAIN. FUCKING HELL. IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK.

DID ANYTHING HAPPEN WHILE I WAS IN BULLSHIT MULTIVERSE ISOLATION TIME? PLEASE TELL ME IT WAS A GOOD THING, I COULD USE A GOOD THING.

[conceivedbycancer]

YOU, TOO, FRUITCAKE. WHERE THE HELL’S MY WARM WELCOME? MY FANFARE? MY HONORARY PUNCH IN THE GODDAMN NUGBONE, GIVE ME SOMETHING.

[conceivedbycancer]

rogueofyourheart replied:

:oo !!!

YES, YOU THERE. RIGHT THERE. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT IDEA, TALK TO ME. HOLY SHIT IT'S BEEN STUPIDLY FUCKING LONG??? HEY.

[kanbarus]

poor kitten has a cold and can’t stop sneezing

[realmfighter]

rock the fuck out little cat