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Y'all ever chewed spagheti?
I mean, I don’t think so? I would normally say that I wouldn’t?
“No. You schlurp it good.”- Manager M
“Sure. Tastes like good.”- Manager T
“........”- Manager S
Only Red, it seems. She’s the only one with teeth, it seems?
What the FUCK is a Sonic?!
Hard to say? He’s a cool blue dude that goes fast, right? Lemme ask my managers...
“He’s got the ‘tude for a blue dude.“- Manager M
“I think he has a burger?“- Manager T
“Sonic. So, he’s this hedgehog, right? I’m gonna-!“- Manager S
Lemme ask one of the girl-?!
“NOW HEAR ME OUT. SONIC USUALLY GETS A BAD RAP, BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT IT’S NOT THE WORST SERIES. I MEAN, I WAS THERE , DAY ONE, WHEN HE CAME UP TO KICK MARIO’S ASS OFF HIS HIGH HORSE. FRONTIERS WILL BE A GOOD GAME, I SWEAR IT-!!”
Well, that was...something?
So, uh, a few questions.
One, the mascots aren't robots, they're living beings? And yet somehow you... Made them? I didn't know that was a possibility. That... Is legal, right?
Two, assuming I'm right about all that, does that mean they just live in the back areas or something? They don't have their own homes?
And three isn't really a question but if all of that is correct, I do hope your security is top-of-the-line. I'm sure the performers can handle themselves, though.
Oh, and I'm relatively sure I keep seeing someone throwing jars of ants at random buildings around town, so uh. Be weary of that I guess?
These questions are a bit too much for me to answer, so I’m gonna go grab one of my managers. Sorry I can’t help more, but she probably can.
Oh! My, such a curious stranger, yet they don’t show their face? No worries, I’ll still give you a clue, hon~! Let’s see here?
-You are correct there! And sort yes, sort of no, on the making them. It’s more we designed them that way. They came to us as piles of putty, basically. Adorable Silly Putty-like blobs.
Funny enough, Manager S and I were on the most recent reboot design team those few years ago for the most recent rendition of the girls! They didn’t know how to feel about how he helped design Maddy at the time, but the popularity says otherwise, hm? And you may also guess that, yes, I had a hand in designing my favorite girl too~! And that means Manager T was only recently brought on, but she’s more than proven her worth as a valuable member of this team~!
As for the legality of the matter, I cannot say. No comment~.
-Pretty much. The Mascots live on-site because we couldn’t keep an eye on them otherwise if they left. Many people want to get their hands on these girls and see what makes them them, but that’s our secret and ours alone~! They do have their own rooms, at least, filled with whatever amenities they requested...within reason, of course~.
-Oh, it is! They are even part of the security, really. Don’t break in at night, is all I’ll warn. They’ll never have enough evidence to convict us~.
-Ants, hm? We’ll keep an eye out. Maybe we can rent an aardvark, if need be. Thanks for the warning.
I hope that helps answer some of your questions. If not, tough titties, hon. Hope to see you real soon, maybe~!
And that was one of my bosses, isn’t she a riot? But yeah, that all looks about right, I just can’t outright say it or I’m in trouble. So yeah, hope that helped ya!
What's wrong, s? Ya don't like breasts? Cans? Racks? Bababoobies?
It's not that I don't like them, it's that when we originally modeled the girls I thought that big honkadonkas might not be a family-friendly decision you can get away with. I wanted to see if their sculpts could be clearly feminine without bouncy bimbalobills so that's how they got crafted
Now, I'm sure they're upset with that decision but it doesn't really affect their performances much, you think? You can't control something once it's given a mind of its own...
Breasts? You think we’re running a daycare?
... Okay, maybe. Not that the girls seem to develop any, anyways. That’s just how they’re shaped after all, ne?
i’m a little surprised that maddy lets herself be ‘reset’ in any capacity, she seems like the kinda gal who’d take pride in her heft
Well, you aren’t wrong? We usually have to convince her to because she wouldn’t otherwise. Who’d wanna see the main girl just jiggle on her ass and do nothing for her entire set? It doesn’t bring in as much money or isn’t as fun if your star perform can’t, well, perform?
.........I think I just heard Manager S shiver......
How would one explain Maddy?
Oh, wow! What a really good question for us to come back to! ‘How would one explain Maddy?’, hmmm?
Oh, I know! Maybe it’s the way she is so squishy and can be so malleable, you’d think she’s a Muppet, right? Wait, no. That wasn’t it. Oh, maybe it’s how when someone roasts her, verbally or physically, she suddenly gets a hidden raging power that can cause someone one-thousand deaths! No, no, no. That’s not right, either. Maybe it’s not so easy to explain Maddy, after all...?
Wait, I got it! Maddy is Maddy and that’s plenty!! It doesn’t matter what she is or isn’t, just that she is she! Errr, herself. Yeah. Thanks for the great question, then~!
Manager S says she’s his favorite, so that’s usually enough for the rest of us?
Your NEW Local Managers!
These are the three new managers we had to hire to re-re-reopen, so please give them a warm welcome to the Maddy Family~!
As per request, we opted to keep their true identities a secret. Hopefully, you can come by and see them working on the floor yourselves to shed away this air of mystery~!
Here they are, pictured below, with our state-of-the-art anonymity filter applied:
-Webmaster C
