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"i'm going to stand up before i say things" in the running for maxf clip of all time
Category 5 Landorina breakdown
[Proceeds to continue ranting off-screen about McLaren's pit stops]
last night's whole stream was great but underrated bit is finding out that lando called max earlier that day and woke him up from a nap because he was in a restaurant for lunch and wanted to ask what he should order
that's actually so domestic like that makes the mclaren mental health video he did even cuter because he says he calls his friends and he always feels better. And we've literally also seen him call Max while Max is on stream to tell him about golf or to tell him about what he's doing it's SO unbearably cute and weirdly intimate.
they lived together for like six months but with the amount they bring it up you would think it was decades
You're literally right like they lived together literally July through December 2021 and yet inevitably one of them will bring up "remember when we were living together". Like yeah babes. I do remember. You both talk about it often enough. The shared wardrobe never got uncoupled so yeah, I do recall. Anyway this part of the stream where Lando brings it up made me laugh because it's part of a 3 year long "joke" about how Lando's doing Max's washing and ironing and is his little housewife
Example: jumping into the stream to talk about doing max's ironing
Example: when max was live and lando was literally at the track watching max's stream and bullyflirting about max wearing lando's hoodie
Example: this horribly domestic note that I don't want to think about
Laundry is their kink and they're obsessed with thinking about their little domestic life because it was sooooooo special to them. The prosecution rests your honour!
If you want to protect your peace, don’t watch Lando joining max on stream tn after the race. Bro is so deep in a misery pit and max is pulling out all the stops like trying to give him gifts in game and saying he’ll only keep playing if Lando orders food
The crazy thing is that Lando is maybe like 52% joking but Max is pretty much like 100% dead serious about making sure Lando takes care of himself. And the way he just knows what Lando's gonna order because he's Max's pathetic little meow meow like the little cat he keeps at the corner of his desk while he games and he feeds him the same thing every day. Anyway. The reviews are in
enough depression! lets enjoy max and lando having to communicate through in-game whispering from 14:55mins to like 23mins in tonight's stream because discord is banned in Abu Dhabi. (after this, lando set up a microsoft teams meeting for them to use for playing and when max couldn't figure that out, they settled on using google meet)
The little in-game whispering they were doing REALLY made me laugh it was VERY silly but also I think we need to remember that Lando LOVES doing tech support for Max it's his life's JOY to be Max's little tech support guy like remember when he stepped in on Max's stream in his little robe out of the shower to do tech support
and when he purposely made Max use his laptop in his Monaco apartment just so he could do tech support
Or all the genuinely like dozens of times he comes on Max's stream to fix his tech issues
Like I know Max seems like a Guy That Is Online and whose job is Being Online but he is the genuine worst person at fixing any technical issue he has ever had which is good because Lando loves giving tech solutions and he LOVEEEEES being Max's little saviour and provider at any given opportunity so it really works out for everyone!
hello queen of Mando chats did you see this :(((
https://x.com/norrislandofans/status/1838257985413345747?s=46&t=Q1vuOs-ph3YaXn80DX9l8A
I'm actually here to investigate the double squeeze he does on lando's shoulder like dafjkghvdjafkhjdksfh like he had his arm around lando the whole time like i'm here with you you did so good i'm right by your side I got you. The way he never took his arm off!!! Like they're so very!!!!!
how has the mando brain been rotating these days?
since we're talking about Lando's fashion I feel like we didn't discuss this Enough like not even the fact that Lando is like "you go through my closet" and Max doesn't even deny it, it's Max semi jokingly going "When am I getting that bomber jacket" referring to this GORGEOUS one Lando got in Australia and Lando being like "you could've just taken it you idiot". Like everything he has is Max's to take because Max is his so it doesn't really matter if Max steals his fancy new jacket and brings it to London. Lando lives in Monaco but mostly he lives in Max's pocket so it doesn't matter.
loved seeing your blog getting into hollanov right after lando's wdc, impecable timing
ALSJDhajkshdjkashdjka listen. Look at this theory that I just put forward to add to me feeling about Hudson like I felt about Max Fewtrell