Apr 27, 2014
Honestly, you're hotter as a chick, but this guy kinda suits you too. ~Mandy
"Everyone is hotter as a chick." Fun fact there.
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Honestly, you're hotter as a chick, but this guy kinda suits you too. ~Mandy
"Everyone is hotter as a chick." Fun fact there.
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Secretly
Actually totally sober - but Mandy. Mandy. Mandy.
"Well, people you don't already know will think you're trying to be a good mom."
Mmm. No. Doubt that.
"You know what else is a natural sweetener? Sugar. It's easier to say too."
Yeah, but I'm having a baby and if I can shove fancy names in peoples faces they think I'm trying really hard to be a good mom.
"The fuck's agave?"
It's like a little plant bush from Mexico that's edible. It's a natural sweetener. Heard something about it being used in making tequila? It's a compromise.
"You know, when they say 'cravings' they mean cravings you don't normally have. Like if you were craving humans lightly coated in toasted coconut."
I will never not hate coconut.
But pecans. And agave. And dragon fruit. They seem very underrated now. Especially blended together.
"Hiya Bee. I heard you were pregnant and I just swung by to say HAAAA"
I want you to know my food cravings include people.
I know. I'm shocked too.