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Now, dear mysteriousstranger, let´s not kid ourselves. You have probably jumped over from my bitterrival @mandzukics´ blog to get the juicy stuff about Marietto Beef Boy Mandžukić theSuperior. And you are absolutely right to put your faith in me, because whilethat fiend´s information may be based on overrated things such as FACTS, I cansupply you all that COULD and SHOULD have happened. Should make for aninteresting read, no?
I have previouslyexpanded on Mandžukić´s career path. You might therefore alreadybe familiar with his temporary occupation as a rapper, his triumph over CrisCris and his ensuing fate as an Ancient Striped Ladies´ striker in Italy.
What I have not yetwaxed lyrics about are his business connections to his native country, Crow-Asia.Since one of his good friends celebrates his birthday today, I would like tointroduce Luka Modrić to the general public.
Mandžukić has known him since childhood, but while he spent a good amount of time on the path of self-exploration (cracking a few skulls along the way), Modrić lacked his physical prowess and became invested in his career as a salesman of Croatian merchandise. He was clever enough to extend his circle of customer onto an international level. Here we have the famous Cris Cris Rapnaldo modelling one of his more successful products.
While Mandžukićcrossed the waters over to Italy, Modrić set up a business facility in Spain from where manyof his first customers originated. Since he has connection to both Rapnaldo andMandžukić as the faces of two rather successful football clubs, he was invitedto occasionally participate in some matches of his own, and because he tookquite a liking to the sport he bought a fourth-league club, changed their nameto Real Modrić and set them on the path to success. They rather flourishedunder his tutelage.
Until this day, Mandžukić andModrić maintain areasonably close relationship, fuelled by their contempt for languages otherthan their own and their shared competitive streak.
If you have need of further information, such as their involvement in the 2018 Russian Fashion Cup, you may nuzzle my question box any time.
