When chimera accidentally does helpful things
Chimera: The city is doomed, Handicapable Spies! I've poisoned the water supply!
Mango: Actually, because you poisoned the water supply, we've found that the city's pipe infrastructure is really severely outdated. So, thank you for bringing our attention to that. Millions of people could've gotten really sick over the next few years.
Rusty: secondly, since you snuck past the security system so easily, we found that the funds specifically FOR that security system were being embezzled by government officials, so we've busted a major fraud ring.
Cheep: and lastly, the pathogen you unleashed does cause mild diarrhea, but we've also discovered that it's also a great source of vitamin c!
Chimera: OKAY, WHATEVER! TAKE THIS!! *pulls out a ray gun and shoots Camilla in the shoulder*
Camilla: *rubs her shoulder for a few seconds* Hey, you fixed my shoulder!
Chimera: GOD DAMMIT!!!