Me, age 12: half the things I say sound like I'm making jokes but I'm really not
Tumblr: you're hilarious and extremely cool
Me, age 13: half the things I say sound like I'm exaggerating for effect but I'm really not
Me, age 16: half the things I say sound like minor jokes but if I said them on another occasion I would genuinely mean them
Me, age 19: here are two "jokes" I came up with today, please consider whether they were just jokes or not
Me, age 21: there is no "just jokes" or "not just jokes," everything is either a joke or not
Me, age 23: here are some "jokes" I came up with. You will notice that there are no actual jokes in the list, as everything is a joke
Me, current age: I have literally stopped making jokes by now
Tumblr: you're hilarious and extremely cool