#mannamedafterwire

[badmusesarch]

@mannamedafterwire​ asked: “Ugh! Too much eggnog.” Meme

🍦 -- “Then why did you drink mine? I can handle a little eggnog!” 

[desirenotneed]

"WHEN asked where i could dispose of this waste, i was told by human children to yeet it off the edge of the earth.  i’m afraid i don’t know what it means to YEET, and i thought that the theory of the world being flat had thus been disproved.”

@mannamedafterwire liked this for a starter !!

[idontreaddeadpool]

@mannamedafterwire clicked the heart to save the future (hopefully)!

“Cable! Cable! Oh my god, you must be here to save us from our no-good future, amirite? What’s happening this time? Can I help? I’ve got big guns as well, see? They’re rootie-tootie-point-and-shootie.” Try not to blow it with Cable, Gwen. How else will you convince him that Cable & Gwenpool should happen?

[earthtrembled]

@mannamedafterwire registered on the Richter scale.

“Just because I know your evil clone killed my dad doesn’ mean lookin’ at yous any easier ya know.”He groans rubbing his forehead as he rounds the corner.It’s 6am and Rictor isn’t pleased about being up this early. But it’s his time for training so he had to be up early enough to get some breakfast and coffee. Otherwise he’d be dead asleep in bed until two in the afternoon. Taking his mug out of the locker he trudges over to start a pot of coffee. Its speckled with faded browns and greens with a pine tree on it. A thrift store find from Tabitha that he had kept for several years now, an impressive track record since they were constantly getting blown up. It was just lucky like that. 

[gods-own-xman]

For the Birthday Boy (closed)

It was suppose to be Nathan’s birthday, but may celebrated as if it was hers. She hadn’t planned anything flashy. Rather she made them an early dinner of braised pork chops, garlic whipped potatoes and a salad made up of vegetables Cable helped her plant the fall before. A chocolate cake had been iced with strawberry frosting and awaited them on the counter top with a question mark candle atop of it. However, it would seem the wine she bought for the occasion had crept up on Ororo, causing her to become giddy and her cheeks rosy. 

“Oh, Nathan we should dance,” she excitedly proclaimed. “It’s your birthday! We should dance at least one song.”

@mannamedafterwire

[dailybugle]

HEADLINE

@mannamedafterwire

LOCAL MAN LIES ABOUT MUTANT STATUS?

The vigilante known as Cable, known to wear the colors of the Mutant Super Hero Team The X-Men, has his mutant status highly debated by members of the general populous. Cable has not been seen using any mutant powers, instead punching people with a cybernetic arm and using massive guns. As far as this reporter knows, guns are not a mutant power. One can only assume, if Mr. Cable is actually a mutant, his mutant ability is highly questionable anatomy, as his body seems to often take very odd shapes and sizes.

[shattered-catalyst]

mannamedafterwire:

  “ Fuck you. Fine. You win this round. Want a damn cookie ? ”

A cookie? “ No.” With that he lets off a point blank vibe blast

[maximummusesarch]

@mannamedafterwire (x)

“Was he always so cold?  So, well, hellbent on survival no matter what?”