Dec 6, 2016
my friends, my same age: *talking about all their romantic/sexual experience*
me, smiling tensely: hahaha! indeed!
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Australia
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
seen from Germany
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from Uzbekistan
seen from Australia
seen from Australia
seen from Finland
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
my friends, my same age: *talking about all their romantic/sexual experience*
me, smiling tensely: hahaha! indeed!
what do you bet that bitty follows a bunch of Thirst™ hockey accounts on twitter/ tumblr... and he sees posts and gifsets w/ Jack’s butt and thighs... and he jus smiles and thinks - like the little shit he is - “I get to tap that on a regular basis :)”. he clicks like. & reblog.
Relationships? Intimacy? Having crushes on ppl beyond just enjoying looking at them? ?????
i don’t know when i started judging the attractiveness of all men in relation to Tyler Seguin... but... here we are...
tag mém
tagged by the indomitable @mythicminyard
countries i’ve lived in: the us
languages i speak: english (im in spanish 3 and barley speak it lmao)
favorite film of 2016: it didnt come out this year but i saw Good Will Hunting for the first time & im in love
last article you read: one about Cursed Child coming to broadway
shuffle your music library and put the first three songs here: i don’t wanna show off - drowsy chaperone, don’t let go yet - david j roch, rhythm inside - loic nottet
last thing you bought online: one of those water bottles that look like you’re chugging vodka. in white
any phobias or fears: heights, being wrong
how would your friends describe you?: "quirky mom friend” - carlow
how would your enemies describe you?: obnoxious
who would you take a bullet for?: anyone that i don’t actively despise tbh
if you had money spare, what would you buy first?: art. also therapy bc that shit is EXPENSIVE
i tag @brosappho @nutelladiangelo @hockeycaptain and @teddybearparker (y’all don’t have to do it i just picked the ones tumblr automatically selected lol)
Girl beside me in the theater, to her friend: So... this is the [Name] Theater... I built that bench, and that platform, and those stairs(...)
A woman in front of me, going down an isle in a crowded theater: meow meow meow meow meow!!! That same woman: I really did that!
Ok, I’m about to see a production of A Christmas Carol (at the biggest theater in my city) in which Scrooge is played by a Woman. The question is; will she be a lesbian? #thisbutlesbianscrooge? Will confirm.