Jul 7, 2020
trying to teach @man-with-a-scam just basic tumblr rp things && how to use / make tags is not something i thought would be this difficult asbsdkdld :’]
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trying to teach @man-with-a-scam just basic tumblr rp things && how to use / make tags is not something i thought would be this difficult asbsdkdld :’]
“ oh, yeah ? you think you’re so fucking COOL ? you think you’re a fucking TOUGH guy ? then DO IT, motherfucker ! do it ! HIT ME ! ”
/ . @man-with-a-scam
plaidcool asked:
"That’s…a lot of blood."
@man-with-a-scam:
“And that’s none of your business!”
Stan laughed as he shoved the sack of bloodied clothes through the ‘Employees Only’ door.
“Hey, aren’t you supposed to be restockin’ somethin’?”
“Aaaaaaaand I’m going to pretend I didn’t see that.” Just add that to the ever growing list of Things You Don’t Ask Mister Pines And Should Never Think About Ever Again.
“Uh, yeah, I was just wondering where you want your--” Wendy paused and looked at the box in her arms. “...’Lucky Tanzanian Cyclops Rabbit Feet’? Dude, aren’t these just regular rabbit feet?”
how intimidating am i ?
@man-with-a-scam said ; 10 motherfucker And I KNOW you #intimidating
okay but HOW ????? we’ve known each other for like a million years you’ve seen me cry during movies && gush abt characters how tf am i intimidating to you like what
@man-with-a-scam said ; " did you ever love me ? "
it isn’t easy for someone to SHOCK rick sanchez enough to physically freeze the man. yet, as stanley speaks, rick BRISTLES in surprise.
half of him wants to spin around && BARK at stan, to jab at his chest and scream in his face about how that doesn’t fucking matter. there’s a CHILL that threatens to trail it’s way down his spine. slim, piano player fingers clench into ANNOYED fists at his side, labcoat discarded for the time being.
it occurs to him in that moment that he doesn’t know what to say. finally, he’s able to SPIT some kind of response.
“ what kind of fucking QUESTION is that ? ”
“ lee. lee. you’re a - you’re built like. do you know what you’re built like ? you - stanley - you’re like a brick shit house. ”
“ it - it’s nice. you look nice. ”
@man-with-a-scam