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Pitch Black? Do you sing at really low octaves or something?

…really?

((I’m not even going to give this one a big answer because this has been one of the best asks i have ever gotten on this blog. Congratulations Anon. You saw an opportunity and took it. I salute you.))

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"You look funny!! Why are you wearing pink? It makes you look like a girl!" *looks around* "where's my kitten?"

I already explained this to you! It was an…you know what? You’re not worth my time. You can leave now.

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"Who is Manny? And I'm glad you don't like animals being scared because I thought you were a bad guy!"

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"That's mean, she's not stupid! And she's a girl!"

You mistake me for someone who cares.

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// the toddler is back!// * Pokes his leg* "Hey mister pink guy! Have you seen my kitty? She got lost and I can't find her!"

You mean that stupid little feline that was in here earlier. *points* He went that way.

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"Grown ups say that too much! Why don't you come and play dress up with me? That will make you happy!"

No thanks. You can leave now.

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"But I said that I want to! That's not fair! That's cheating, you're a grown up!" She stuck her bottom lip out and glared up at him.

Hey, life sucks. Deal with it.

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Are you free tonight mister black, because I sure am~.

…Yeah, no. Sorry boy. Not gonna happen. Say anything else and I’ll get a certain flame to come and torch your ass.