my sister rung it in her gf's ear that i really like sharks and whales and stuff so she's been on this mission to get me cute shark things when she comes over to visit my state
so they went downtown on Sunday on a little date night and came back with blind boxes up the ass and, without my knowledge, a plethora of shark coin purses that she stuck in my room in secret while i was at work
so for the past few days i have been noticing them one by one EVERYWHERE
on my tv stand
near my air conditioner where i hang other jinbeisan blind box keychains
on my bed UNDERNEATH MY SHEETS I FUCKING SAT ON HIM (notably in my favorite color)
on top of my bookshelf stacked against other bootleg jinbeisans we found in Chinatown (i think i don't remember)
SHE MADE ONE SHARK EAT ANOTHER THAT'S HIS BABY HOW COULD YOU DO THAT
and then, as if the punch line to a very silly joke, i thought "hm, that looks like the last of it. i think i'm done w this silly scavenger hunt playing fucking where's waldo in my own home" I GET FUCKING JUMPSCARED