#maplechka

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you'd love my friend he is OBSESSED with raccoons

Yeah i would totally vibe with him 🦝🦝🦝

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29 and 33 ((:

Maple hiiii🩷

29. Favorite song lyrics right now?

-Take me as you see me

I'll tell you when to leave me

Don't you fight my hold on you

Pour the gasoline

Strike your match on me

Firestarters, we are

(Firestarters - sawyer hill)

33. Pet peeve you have?

- i’m not easily annoyed but one thing that annoys me is when people stop in the middle of walkways to talk with someone, so I can’t go past them easily😤

[ostrobothnianoccultist]

wha- why are you asking some woman to be your sugar mommy what about me I thought I was your sugar mommy

Oh shit right sorry maple I forgot you’re my sugarmommy despite you being a literal baby and me an ancient fungus god

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nah they're definitely yellow lmao

I think i’m having a stroke.

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the bigger question is who on the product listing team is colourblind bc those bags are NOT green

Wdym they’re not green. Am I colorblind? Are you memeing me? They’re green right??

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I just asked my mum what she would do if she was out one day and saw dteam in public randomly and knew for 100% it was them and she said she'd go up to them and then I asked "even though you're not confident in your english?" and she said "yeah I would at least say something, let them know i know them" and that just made me happy

:3 go maple-mum! That’s so sweet. My mom is so old and cringe she’d go “MY DAUGHTER VERY MUCH LOVE” with really broken english and then just hand gestures. Or she’d just wave awkwardly because we are finnish and finnish people are allergic to any kind of small talk

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mums when daughters fangirl over some people with a knitt-able thing:

It’s universal!