#mapleejaysaysstuff

[mapleejay]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

[mapleejay]

I understand why they do it but it's so funny when adult cats hiss at kittens that have barely opened their eyes like bro that thing doesn't even know it's real yet why are you beefing with a grub

[mapleejay]

kitty cat purring gotta be in the top 1 sounds ever invented it's so awesome that there's a creature that can just be sitting and staring blankly at me but I know she's happy cause she's going brrrrrrrr

[mapleejay]

they should invent earbuds and headphones that don't hurt your ears after a little while

[mapleejay]

can we like fix the world in the next few years so I can live in a nice pretty house with my awesome partner and own cats and chickens and grow native plants in my yard and work on various fun projects all day please thanks

[mapleejay]

you guys have got to get better at spellcasting any time someone's attempted to curse me with 10k note post it gets like 50 at most. back to the spell books buddy that one might be too advanced for you try learning some cantrips first

[mapleejay]

really is crazy how much my situation could be improved if I wasn't living in a car-centric country without a car

[mapleejay]

trying to fill out a job application like hmm well ive definitely been alive for a number of years, what happened during those years however. is a mystery to me,