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tossin' that Trandy

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: randy. he’s doing it with max too so he can’t / doesn’t get yelled at. loopholes, bitches.who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: randy. even tho it would probably be a dog.who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: trish is a little bit more on the social media, so, it would more than likely be her posting him.who breaks the most phones: randy. randy is a mess.who dies first: randy.which one I could see as being lactose intolerant: trish. mostly bc randy really loves his pizza.who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: randy. it’s yoga. he can’t do it for shit. who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: randy because he fears small women.who uses the computer most: trish. she has her business adventures and stuff. if randy uses his computer, it’s probably for netflix, tbh. 

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[text]:They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.

{text} I didn’t mean to break hearts but I didn’t want them to kill each other for one neither. 

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I'm too lazy to log out and log into Trish. So get with the shipping thing. Trish wants to be amused

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: RandyWho doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them: Trish. But she hides that shit fast as fuck when Randy comes around. Who starts the tickle fights: Randy.Who starts the pillow fights: Both do.Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: Randy does. He lets Trish sleep cause she’s got the crazy young baby.Who mistakes salt for sugar: Depends on the lack of sleep.Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: RandyWho comes up with cheesy pick up lines: RandyWho rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order: Trish is a whole lot more neat so if anyone, it would be her. Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: Randy. He gets hit / yelled at.Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion: Trish.Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: Randy does it to Trish.Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation: Randy.Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines: Trish.

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Just breathe

Send “Just breathe” for my character to break down in front of yours.

It was like the weight of the entire world was literally dropped on his already weak shoulders in the past month. Two huge deaths that effected not onlyhim, but his father. Men the two of them knew for years, gone in all but a flash.And all it did was scare Randy -- he was always reminded just how fragile life was and he was always terrified that his father was going to be next, especiallynow, if ever. Especially with the way that man cried every time he heard anotherone of the boys was gone.  He was always able to contain himself, hold himselftogether beautifully, as if nothing was wrong when in reality, he was completelytorn up. Even when he was alone he was able to keep up the charade. But, This was beyond just some irrelevant pair of deaths to him, this was the real shit.And he wasn’t sure how much longer he could hold the weight on those shoulderswithout breaking. Who knew that all it would take was just the gentle touch of herhand on one of them to make it all come crashing right d o w n ?

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mapleleavesandchickkicks

I know, right! Shock!

I mean, who would’ve ever thought?! Not me, that’s for sure.

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★

Send my character a ★ and I’ll bold everything they feel toward your character.

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You arefamily // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

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send me a ♥ if you would consider shipping our muses.

OH HOW V SHOCKING.

ahahaha yes come to me.

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mapleleavesandchickkicks

Fatty.

Food is just so good, I can’t help myself.