#marblehornetsmeme

[tobyandlj]

Toby: Being an adult must be great! Being able to eat all the junk food you want, not being forced to take showers, and no one forcing you to get up in the morning.

Masky: you are literally listing symptoms of depression-

[rott0dbf]

HI IT'S ME AGAIN, I found my own mh virgin creation on Pinterest and people didn't seem to see the humour in it... So I made a meme out of a comment :p

[elfelpas-blog]

I make a skully based on thac lmao

[tobyandlj]

Masky: Slenderman be like 'you belong to me' first of all, I'm on probation 'i' belong to the state.

[tobyandlj]

*texting* Masky: dinner is ready. Toby: Bone apple teeth Masky: *sends image* Toby: plz stop using your mugshot as a disappoinment reaction image

[tobyandlj]

Incorrect Creepypasta Quotes

Slenderman: While i’m gone you’re in charge 

Masky: Yes!

Slendy: *whispering* you’re secretly in charge 

Hoodie: Of course 

[tobyandlj]

Creepypasta as John Mulaney

CP: Fandom: So how was it today? 

Hoodie: Well it was good but the Operator took control of the Tim guy.

CPF: And where were you?  

Hoodie: I was over in the woods. 

CPF: And what did you do? 

Hoodie: Nothing. I was over in the woods. 

CPF: But you saw what happened? 

Hoodie: Ya, because I was over in the woods. 

CPF: So you saw what happened and did nothing? 

Hoodie: Ya, because I was over in the woods. 

CPF: Lemme ask you this: In Nazi Germany... ....When people saw what the Nazis were doing and did nothing, were those good people? 

Hoodie: No, those were bad people, ya gotta stop the Nazis. 

CPF: But you saw what he was doing to Tim and you did nothing! 

Hoodie: Because I was over in the woods! 

CPF: Just explain to me this: How are you better then a Nazi?