#marcmatt

[bobcatcity]

my moony and matty agenda

[yiddishfisting]

[9:51:59 PM] Matt "baby blue tux" Murdock: anime au where marc's the tsundere and matt's a bishie

[9:52:04 PM] Matt "baby blue tux" Murdock: (oh wait that's 616)

cackles

[yiddishfisting]

as for the ships ok let's see: marcmatt

u butthole

Fake dating: can i put this in buddy cop au because they'd do it for some undercover thing and matt would totally suggest it and box marc into the idea and he'd be so tsun about it even after they smooched

Bodyswap: ngl marc would just spend the whole time curled up in a ball and screaming "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK" over and over again because of how agonizing all those supersenses would be at first

Sexpollen/fuck or die/aliens made them do it: marc would still find a way to be tsun about it "wow i really feel like fucking you right now i mean i guess you're still an asshole and i hate you now suck my dick"

Dark!fic: khonshu!marc and hand demon!matt 8)

Secret kinks: cough marc's got some masochism in him so stuff with handcuffs and biting and i'll be in my bunk

Their first kiss: it'd be a hate kiss in the middle of a brawl the most unlikely trope but idgaf

Meeting the parents: all of their parents are dead hAHAHA

Moving in together: i don't think they'd be able to tbh in 616 anyway marc would be like "i need my mansion" and matt would be like "like hell i'm living all the way out there" so they'd just kind of go back and forth between each other's places

A crossover of my choice: magical girl marcmatt cough cough

An au of my choice: BUDDY COP WHERE THEY EVENTUALLY GET MARRIED BYE

If you like, another trope/scenario of your choice: can u imagine rule 63!marcmatt

[yiddishfisting]

things i will never be over: marcmatt buddy cop au

[7/7/2013 6:50:49 AM] bananas foster: bad cop good cop

[7/7/2013 6:50:50 AM] bananas foster: im gonna

[7/7/2013 6:50:51 AM] bananas foster: d ie

[7/7/2013 6:50:55 AM] Matt Murdock: ssssssame

[7/7/2013 6:51:09 AM] bananas foster: i bet marc's partner was frenchie until frenchie got into an accident that ruined his legs

[7/7/2013 6:51:15 AM] bananas foster: so then marc was assigned matt

[7/7/2013 6:51:22 AM] Matt Murdock: wawhahwhahha

[7/7/2013 6:51:30 AM] Matt Murdock: matt's straight from the academy/a desk job

[7/7/2013 6:58:19 AM] Matt Murdock: and then they have to go undercover for the case or something

[7/7/2013 6:58:35 AM] Matt Murdock: matt dresses as a ditzy party boy and puts it on way to well

[7/7/2013 6:58:36 AM] Matt Murdock: too

[7/7/2013 6:59:30 AM] bananas foster: yes yes yes

[7/7/2013 6:59:31 AM] bananas foster: omg

[7/7/2013 6:59:49 AM] Matt Murdock: tight pants and super ripped shirt

[7/7/2013 6:59:57 AM] bananas foster: marc is really into that and he's not sure why

[7/7/2013 7:00:05 AM] bananas foster: but he goes as like the big jock guy

[7/7/2013 7:00:11 AM] bananas foster: big drunk jock guy

[7/7/2013 7:00:39 AM] bananas foster: moose from revenge of the nerds

[7/7/2013 7:00:47 AM] Matt Murdock: i have not seen that either oops

[7/7/2013 7:01:28 AM] bananas foster: HA

[7/7/2013 7:01:31 AM] bananas foster: dumb drunk jock guy

[7/7/2013 7:01:36 AM] Matt Murdock: g ood

[7/7/2013 7:01:59 AM] Matt Murdock: matt ends up getting all over the guy to bug him or something

[7/7/2013 7:02:07 AM] Matt Murdock: so homo

[7/7/2013 7:02:42 AM] bananas foster: super homo

[7/7/2013 7:03:19 AM] bananas foster: marc ends up punching him in the face 'accidentally' to keep up his cover

[7/7/2013 7:03:24 AM] Matt Murdock: matt ends up with like 4 guys' numbers

[7/7/2013 7:03:26 AM] Matt Murdock: omfg

[7/7/2013 7:04:03 AM] bananas foster: omg matt

[7/7/2013 7:04:38 AM] Matt Murdock: and a few girls

[7/7/2013 7:04:54 AM] Matt Murdock: keeps joking about giving them a call around marc

[7/7/2013 7:05:37 AM] bananas foster: marc's just like "will you shut up" but he's kind of jealous oops

[7/7/2013 7:05:48 AM] Matt Murdock: u __ u of course

[7/7/2013 7:06:10 AM] Matt Murdock: they end up tied together at one point and they have to squirm all over each other to get out

[7/7/2013 7:07:23 AM] bananas foster: pls

[7/7/2013 7:07:24 AM] bananas foster: pls

[7/7/2013 7:07:49 AM] bananas foster: end up lying on top of each other face to face

[7/7/2013 7:08:18 AM] Matt Murdock: bonus if matt and marc try to pick up chicks at one point and they don't get any because all the ladies think they're a couple

[7/7/2013 7:08:55 AM] Matt Murdock: yessss

[7/7/2013 7:09:20 AM] Matt Murdock: all beat up and stuff and matt notices that marc has nice eyes up close and then they awkwardly shuffle around to get out

[7/7/2013 7:09:40 AM] bananas foster: plEASE

[7/7/2013 7:09:49 AM] bananas foster: is matt not blind in this

[7/7/2013 7:09:57 AM] Matt Murdock: im assuming not u __ u

[7/7/2013 7:10:13 AM] bananas foster: makes sense

[7/7/2013 7:10:14 AM] Matt Murdock: maybe just with reallllllllly bad vision so he has to wear glasses/contacts all the time

[7/7/2013 7:10:15 AM] bananas foster: aw man tho

[7/7/2013 7:10:17 AM] bananas foster: yessss

[7/7/2013 7:10:23 AM] bananas foster: noticing marc has nice eyes (inlove)

[7/7/2013 7:10:29 AM] Matt Murdock: or he got lasik for part of it and then wears contacts/glasses for the rest

[7/7/2013 7:10:34 AM] Matt Murdock: yessss (inlove)

[7/7/2013 7:10:34 AM] bananas foster: sounds good

[7/7/2013 7:12:23 AM] Matt Murdock: ((((handcuff play))))

[7/7/2013 7:12:27 AM] bananas foster: hRG

[7/7/2013 7:12:38 AM] bananas foster: making out in the squad car on a stakeout

[7/7/2013 7:12:43 AM] Matt Murdock: omg bOYS

[7/7/2013 7:12:48 AM] bananas foster: lucky nothing happens

[7/7/2013 7:12:55 AM] Matt Murdock: also just marc and matt in uniforms im gonna cry

[7/7/2013 7:13:37 AM] bananas foster: right

[7/7/2013 7:13:57 AM] Matt Murdock: stupid pretty assholes

[7/7/2013 7:14:12 AM] bananas foster: baSICALLY

[7/7/2013 7:14:24 AM] bananas foster: ugh tho marc being super tsun about it

[7/7/2013 7:14:28 AM] bananas foster: about having this new partner

[7/7/2013 7:14:39 AM] bananas foster: inexperienced partner that he doesnt want

[7/7/2013 7:14:40 AM] Matt Murdock: matt being super gung ho

[7/7/2013 7:14:43 AM] bananas foster: rIGHT

[7/7/2013 7:14:59 AM] Matt Murdock: but also just super by the book and marc gets so frustrated

[7/7/2013 7:15:03 AM] bananas foster: yes

[7/7/2013 7:15:09 AM] bananas foster: marc's used to doing things his own way

[7/7/2013 7:15:20 AM] Matt Murdock: matt totally rides him about it

[7/7/2013 7:15:21 AM] bananas foster: the way he and frenchie did

[7/7/2013 7:15:23 AM] bananas foster: they worked so well together

[7/7/2013 7:15:30 AM] bananas foster: and now he has this new kid who wants to do everything differently

[7/7/2013 7:15:33 AM] bananas foster: mmmm rides him

[7/7/2013 7:15:50 AM] Matt Murdock: same

[7/7/2013 7:16:07 AM] Matt Murdock: omg matt totally hangs out with foggy in the office

[7/7/2013 7:16:15 AM] Matt Murdock: foggy does crime scene analysis or something

[7/7/2013 7:16:21 AM] bananas foster: yessssss

[7/7/2013 7:18:27 AM] Matt Murdock: and foggy's like "i dunno matt i heard some stuff about this guy"

[7/7/2013 7:19:57 AM] bananas foster: "some pretty sketchy stuff"

[7/7/2013 7:20:11 AM] bananas foster: marc probably has a few complaints about brutality leveled against him that were dropped

[7/7/2013 7:20:33 AM] Matt Murdock: and matt goes "yeah but you should sEE him work"

[7/7/2013 7:24:24 AM] bananas foster: so foggy is like "yeeeaahhhh be careful with this guy"

[7/7/2013 7:24:49 AM] Matt Murdock: yep

[7/7/2013 7:24:53 AM] Matt Murdock: damn it marc

[7/7/2013 7:24:54 AM] bananas foster: YOU SHOULD SEE HIM WORK

[7/7/2013 7:26:15 AM] Matt Murdock: really gay

[7/7/2013 7:27:32 AM] bananas foster: yup

[7/7/2013 7:28:06 AM] bananas foster: oh man

[7/7/2013 7:28:20 AM] Matt Murdock: ???

[7/7/2013 7:28:34 AM] bananas foster: im just thinking about it

[7/7/2013 7:28:35 AM] bananas foster: (inlove)

[7/7/2013 7:28:41 AM] Matt Murdock: (inlove) me too

[7/7/2013 7:29:04 AM] bananas foster: marc working on a lead and matt comes over to help him by pretending to flirt with him

[7/7/2013 7:29:06 AM] bananas foster: 'pretending'

[7/7/2013 7:29:07 AM] bananas foster: when they're

[7/7/2013 7:29:09 AM] bananas foster: undercover

[7/7/2013 7:29:18 AM] Matt Murdock: omg please

[7/7/2013 7:29:53 AM] bananas foster: party boy and dumb jock

[7/7/2013 7:30:47 AM] bananas foster: and marc's like "har har go away"

[7/7/2013 7:30:53 AM] Matt Murdock: matt has to go undercover in drag at one point and marc gets aggressively turned on

[7/7/2013 7:30:56 AM] bananas foster: but he likes it

[7/7/2013 7:31:03 AM] bananas foster: OMG

[7/7/2013 7:31:04 AM] bananas foster: PLS

[7/7/2013 7:31:24 AM] bananas foster: are they together by then him being tsun about not showing hot turned on he is would be gr8

[7/7/2013 7:31:47 AM] Matt Murdock: omg maybe

[7/7/2013 7:32:01 AM] Matt Murdock: or its like right after they first kiss or something

[7/7/2013 7:32:03 AM] bananas foster: matt comes back into the squad car

[7/7/2013 7:32:14 AM] Matt Murdock: mmm yes

[7/7/2013 7:32:31 AM] Matt Murdock: crosses his legs in huge high heels "i got the information we needed"

[7/7/2013 7:32:38 AM] bananas foster: and marc's just like eyes forward

[7/7/2013 7:32:40 AM] Matt Murdock: marc's just "great" trying to not show any expression

[7/7/2013 7:32:40 AM] bananas foster: "that's great"

[7/7/2013 7:32:42 AM] bananas foster: yes

[7/7/2013 7:34:42 AM] bananas foster: matt probably realizes tho

[7/7/2013 7:35:04 AM] Matt Murdock: oh he totally would

[7/7/2013 7:35:08 AM] Matt Murdock: he'd play it up

[7/7/2013 7:35:22 AM] Matt Murdock: redoing his lipstick as phallically as possible

[7/7/2013 7:35:23 AM] bananas foster: yessss

[7/7/2013 7:35:29 AM] bananas foster: crossing his legs and shifting a lot

[7/7/2013 7:35:33 AM] bananas foster: and marc just keeps swallowing hard

[7/7/2013 7:35:50 AM] Matt Murdock: yes

[7/7/2013 7:36:05 AM] Matt Murdock: matt like "this underwear is surprisingly comfortable"

[7/7/2013 7:36:18 AM] bananas foster: marc's just "uh huh"

[7/7/2013 7:37:13 AM] bananas foster: eventually it's too much and he just pulls the squad car under a bridge or something and grabs matt and pulls matt into his lap and theyl like make out and rut against each other right there

[7/7/2013 7:37:55 AM] Matt Murdock: mmmmm yes

[7/7/2013 7:38:01 AM] Matt Murdock: matt's wig falls off partway through

[7/7/2013 7:38:34 AM] bananas foster: marc just pulls at his real hair its ok

[7/7/2013 7:38:54 AM] Matt Murdock: short hair and a bunch of makeup

[7/7/2013 7:39:33 AM] Matt Murdock: mmmmmm boys in makeup

[7/7/2013 7:40:21 AM] bananas foster: riGHT

[7/7/2013 7:40:53 AM] bananas foster: they get so close to having sex right there i bet

[7/7/2013 7:40:57 AM] bananas foster: or they do

[7/7/2013 7:41:17 AM] bananas foster: no wait then he'd get it on his uniform can't have that

[7/7/2013 7:41:23 AM] Matt Murdock: omg

[7/7/2013 7:41:25 AM] bananas foster: "what is that stain" "....dripped some mayo from my sandwich"

[7/7/2013 7:42:27 AM] Matt Murdock: matt would pull away at the last second like "come on i dont want to think of this every time i get in the car it'd be distracting"

[7/7/2013 7:42:48 AM] bananas foster: marc's just like "yeah you're right"

[7/7/2013 7:43:11 AM] bananas foster: so they drive around for a little while and matt changes back into his uniform and then they're off duty and matt convinces marc to take him home

[7/7/2013 7:43:14 AM] bananas foster: "i'll bring the dress"

[7/7/2013 7:43:23 AM] Matt Murdock: and then matt dives in for another rough kiss and whispers his address in marc's ear

[7/7/2013 7:43:27 AM] Matt Murdock: yesss

[7/7/2013 7:43:34 AM] Matt Murdock: still has all his makeup on

[7/7/2013 7:43:34 AM] bananas foster: oh god yES

[7/7/2013 7:43:36 AM] bananas foster: please

[7/7/2013 7:43:37 AM] bananas foster: please

[7/7/2013 7:44:00 AM] bananas foster: buddy cops im gonna scrEAm

[7/7/2013 7:44:08 AM] Matt Murdock: mE TOO

[7/7/2013 7:44:46 AM] Matt Murdock: (((matt in heavy makeup iM GONNA DIE)))

[7/7/2013 7:44:52 AM] bananas foster: I KNOW

[7/7/2013 7:48:10 AM] bananas foster: matt grinding against marc through his little lady panties hrrrrrg

[7/7/2013 7:48:35 AM] Matt Murdock: hfffffffffffff

[7/7/2013 7:49:22 AM] Matt Murdock: makes embarrassingly aroused noises

[7/7/2013 7:49:35 AM] bananas foster: basically

[7/7/2013 7:49:36 AM] Matt Murdock: matt giving marc a bj with lipstick on

[7/7/2013 7:49:39 AM] bananas foster: plEASE

[7/7/2013 7:52:05 AM] Matt Murdock: matt would probably eventually transfer out of the precinct when he and marc became a Thing

[7/7/2013 7:52:16 AM] bananas foster: awwwww

[7/7/2013 7:55:24 AM] Matt Murdock: whispers what if they got married in this au

[7/7/2013 7:55:35 AM] bananas foster: fuCK

[7/7/2013 7:55:36 AM] bananas foster: PLEASE

[7/7/2013 7:55:51 AM] bananas foster: would matt ask

[7/7/2013 7:55:53 AM] Matt Murdock: cute married cops

[7/7/2013 7:55:55 AM] Matt Murdock: he totally would

[7/7/2013 7:55:56 AM] bananas foster: basically ahhhhhh

[7/7/2013 7:55:58 AM] bananas foster: ahhhHHHH

[7/7/2013 7:56:00 AM] Matt Murdock: he'd cheese it up too

[7/7/2013 7:56:03 AM] bananas foster: and marc's like "r u jokin"

[7/7/2013 7:56:09 AM] Matt Murdock: like down on one knee in the park

[7/7/2013 7:56:11 AM] bananas foster: omg

[7/7/2013 7:56:12 AM] bananas foster: omg omg

[7/7/2013 7:56:22 AM] Matt Murdock: matt just serious face "i don't joke"

[7/7/2013 7:56:35 AM] bananas foster: marc rolls his eyes but he's starting to grin and he's just like "ugh yes"

[7/7/2013 7:57:02 AM] Matt Murdock: and matt just swoops to his feet and grabs marc in a huge hug and kiss

[7/7/2013 7:57:15 AM] Matt Murdock: WOW IM SAD ABOUT THE WEDDING THOUGH THEY DONT HAVE. PARENTS.

[7/7/2013 7:57:31 AM] Matt Murdock: foggy would be matts best man ofc

[7/7/2013 7:57:34 AM] bananas foster: aW

[7/7/2013 7:57:37 AM] bananas foster: well maybe marc's dad is alive

[7/7/2013 7:57:42 AM] bananas foster: omg

[7/7/2013 7:57:43 AM] bananas foster: help

[7/7/2013 7:57:49 AM] bananas foster: and frenchie would come as marc's (inlove)

[7/7/2013 7:57:51 AM] Matt Murdock: and danny and luke would prob be there too

[7/7/2013 7:57:55 AM] bananas foster: tho marc's dad doesn't like him ahahah so nevermind

[7/7/2013 7:57:59 AM] Matt Murdock: buddy dudes from the department

[7/7/2013 7:58:00 AM] bananas foster: yES

[7/7/2013 7:58:05 AM] bananas foster: and marlene marc's other friend

[7/7/2013 7:58:09 AM] Matt Murdock: and colleen and misty ofc

[7/7/2013 7:58:10 AM] bananas foster: who's probably in forensics

[7/7/2013 7:58:12 AM] bananas foster: yes yes yesssss

[7/7/2013 8:00:36 AM] Matt Murdock: oh my god savem e  im gonan draw matt in drag later

[7/7/2013 8:00:39 AM] Matt Murdock: lies down

[7/7/2013 8:01:12 AM] Matt Murdock: it'd be a cute small reception tho

[7/7/2013 8:01:41 AM] bananas foster: pls do

[7/7/2013 8:01:44 AM] bananas foster: it wouLD

[7/7/2013 8:02:05 AM] bananas foster: marc would try to be tsun but he'd be too happy

[7/7/2013 8:02:22 AM] Matt Murdock: AW

[7/7/2013 8:03:22 AM] Matt Murdock: im

[7/7/2013 8:03:27 AM] Matt Murdock: it'd be so cUTE

[7/7/2013 8:03:34 AM] bananas foster: I KNWO

[7/7/2013 8:03:38 AM] bananas foster: both dressed up

[7/7/2013 8:03:38 AM] bananas foster: ;u;

[7/7/2013 8:03:47 AM] Matt Murdock: ; _______ ;

[7/7/2013 8:04:48 AM] bananas foster: and then the wedding night

[7/7/2013 8:04:50 AM] bananas foster: hRG

[7/7/2013 8:04:55 AM] Matt Murdock: them just laughing and kissing under some big trellis and popping champagne and the whole deal and wow im emotional;

[7/7/2013 8:05:00 AM] Matt Murdock: mmmmmmm yes

[7/7/2013 8:05:01 AM] bananas foster: YES OH MY GOD

[7/7/2013 8:05:12 AM] bananas foster: them calling each other "mr. matthew murdock" and "mr. marcus spector"

[7/7/2013 8:05:21 AM] bananas foster: or mrs.

[7/7/2013 8:05:27 AM] Matt Murdock: omfg

[7/7/2013 8:05:33 AM] Matt Murdock: marc wOULD

[7/7/2013 8:06:12 AM] Matt Murdock: whispers what if they hyphenated their last names

[7/7/2013 8:06:18 AM] bananas foster: omg omg

[7/7/2013 8:14:22 AM] Matt Murdock: im way too emotional about happy wedding

[7/7/2013 8:14:36 AM] bananas foster: no i know

[7/7/2013 8:14:37 AM] bananas foster: i know

[7/7/2013 8:14:53 AM] bananas foster: matt getting marc a bouquet he can throw and marc just being like 'of course you would

[7/7/2013 8:15:04 AM] Matt Murdock: omg

[7/7/2013 8:15:07 AM] Matt Murdock: the garter though

[7/7/2013 8:15:22 AM] bananas foster: AHHHH

[7/7/2013 8:16:33 AM] Matt Murdock: ah the wedding night would be so cute though theyd be so playful

[7/7/2013 8:16:54 AM] bananas foster: they would ahhhhhh

[7/7/2013 8:17:32 AM] bananas foster: and then matt seriously is like "i love you" and for the first time in those words marc is like "love you too" ahhHHHH

[7/7/2013 8:17:51 AM] Matt Murdock: IM GONNA CRY

[7/7/2013 8:17:55 AM] bananas foster: and then one of them dies (⊙‿⊙✿)

[7/7/2013 8:17:56 AM] bananas foster: no wait

[7/7/2013 8:18:04 AM] Matt Murdock: matt goes blind

[7/7/2013 8:18:10 AM] bananas foster: omg omg

[7/7/2013 8:22:12 AM] Matt Murdock: marc gets shot outside their house/apartment for poking around and matt finds him and doesn't recognize him at first

[7/7/2013 8:22:28 AM] bananas foster: OH MY GDO

[7/7/2013 8:22:58 AM] Matt Murdock: and then immediately calls 911 and waits with marc, holding his hand and talking him through it when he wakes up

[7/7/2013 8:23:11 AM] bananas foster: what if he doesn't wake up for a few days tho

[7/7/2013 8:23:18 AM] bananas foster: and matt's there at his side the whole time

[7/7/2013 8:23:22 AM] Matt Murdock: matt would probably do it

[7/7/2013 8:23:33 AM] bananas foster: just like marc probably did if matt went blind ;u;

[7/7/2013 8:23:43 AM] Matt Murdock: whffffff

[7/7/2013 8:24:03 AM] Matt Murdock: them learning how to deal with it and then matt eventually getting used to it and making jokes about it

[7/7/2013 8:24:48 AM] bananas foster: cries

[7/7/2013 8:24:58 AM] Matt Murdock: me too

[7/7/2013 8:25:20 AM] bananas foster: omg what if when marc got shot it was in the head and he barely didn't die but like

[7/7/2013 8:25:26 AM] bananas foster: they couldn't get all of the pieces out

[7/7/2013 8:25:31 AM] bananas foster: and the damage leads to something like khonshu

[7/7/2013 8:25:45 AM] Matt Murdock: eKKKHHHHHHHHHH

[7/7/2013 8:26:05 AM] bananas foster: oh no we ruined the happy buddy cop au

[7/7/2013 8:26:14 AM] Matt Murdock: oops

[7/7/2013 8:26:24 AM] Matt Murdock: every fuckin time

[7/7/2013 8:28:39 AM] Matt Murdock: oh my god matt and marc would be hot middle aged dudes too though

[7/7/2013 8:28:40 AM] Matt Murdock: im mad

[7/7/2013 8:29:58 AM] bananas foster: THEY WOULD

[7/7/2013 8:29:59 AM] bananas foster: rude

[7/7/2013 8:30:24 AM] Matt Murdock: omg what if they had to do scared straight type stuff at one point

[7/7/2013 8:30:33 AM] bananas foster: wassat

[7/7/2013 8:30:45 AM] Matt Murdock: like DARE

[7/7/2013 8:31:03 AM] Matt Murdock: idk school programs with kids to encourage them to keep on the straight and narrow

[7/7/2013 8:34:20 AM] bananas foster: ohhhhhhhh

[7/7/2013 8:34:21 AM] bananas foster: yeah okay

[7/7/2013 8:36:32 AM] bananas foster: im still just

[7/7/2013 8:36:34 AM] bananas foster: married ;u;

[7/7/2013 8:41:08 AM] Matt Murdock: sssssame

[7/7/2013 8:41:14 AM] bananas foster: Ahhhh

[7/7/2013 8:41:18 AM] bananas foster: man marc would hate having to talk to kids

[7/7/2013 8:41:29 AM] Matt Murdock: matt would love it though

[7/7/2013 8:42:02 AM] bananas foster: he would ahh

[7/7/2013 8:42:14 AM] bananas foster: whispers matt trying to talk marc into adopting

[7/7/2013 8:43:31 AM] Matt Murdock: whhwhhwhwhhwhwhhh

[7/7/2013 8:43:49 AM] bananas foster: lies down

[7/7/2013 8:45:46 AM] Matt Murdock: me too

[7/7/2013 8:45:53 AM] Matt Murdock: what if foster parents......

[7/7/2013 8:48:10 AM] bananas foster: omFG

[7/7/2013 8:48:51 AM] Matt Murdock: i mean matt was prob a foster kid in this au and im just

[7/7/2013 8:48:53 AM] Matt Murdock: lies down

[7/7/2013 8:52:47 AM] bananas foster: oh man oh man

[7/7/2013 8:54:20 AM] Matt Murdock: they probably wouldn't end up with a kid because of low priority but

[7/7/2013 8:56:54 AM] bananas foster: yeah true

[7/7/2013 9:01:15 AM] Matt Murdock: and then after all the stuff happened w/ matt going blind theyd probably pull their names out of thep ool b ut

[7/7/2013 9:05:04 AM] Matt Murdock: lies down on u

[7/7/2013 9:05:07 AM] Matt Murdock: whispers marcmatt

[7/7/2013 9:05:41 AM] bananas foster: probably

[7/7/2013 9:05:43 AM] bananas foster: ))))8

[7/7/2013 9:05:44 AM] bananas foster: sAME

[7/7/2013 9:05:45 AM] bananas foster: SAME

[7/7/2013 9:05:47 AM] bananas foster: HOW DID THIS HAPPNE

[yiddishfisting]

haergow hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: write a 3 line marcmatt thingy and read it out teehee

please marcmatt bedtime story narrated by adam

you're welcome

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aRGneExsMD

[yiddishfisting]

write a 3 line marcmatt thingy and read it out teehee

oh gfdi

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Title: MORE MAGICAL MARCMATT Author: that’d be me Rating: rated p for poo Warnings: horrible writing Spoilers: n/a Word Count: uh Summary: harry potter au: professor strange touches on an uncomfortable topic in defense against the dark arts

Marc honestly couldn't be bothered with any of them. Frenchie had dropped DADA in favor of a class on magical machinery right after they'd completed their O.W.L.s, which left Marc in a smaller class (a good thing) full of people he disliked (a bad thing). Since the students were here by choice, they no longer had to stick to the same tables as others in their House. This was where mixing Gryffindors and Slytherins still created problems. The class tended to split itself anyway, with Gryffindors, Ravenclaws, and that one Hufflepuff kid on one side, while the Slytherins kept to the other. It was completely unfair to the Slytherins but they took it as a blessing; the other Houses were beneath them, after all.

Marc usually sat in the back next to a girl named Sharon Carter. Each kept to themselves, and that was fine by Marc. He was taking the class because he wanted to but that didn't mean he didn't nod off every now and then, and having a chatty table-mate would get into his nap time.

So for Marc, his seating arrangement was acceptable. Until that Quidditch match where he met Matt Murdock, who, after their meeting in the Hospital Wing (and Marc's one subsequent visit, out of guilt, of course) seemed to think they were now friends and that they should sit together.

The first DADA class after that encounter Marc had heard a cheerful "Spector! Over here!" upon entering the classroom. He hadn't even noticed Murdock was in this class and yet there the kid was, smiling and patting the empty seat next to him.

Marc had stared and said nothing.

"This seat's open," Murdock had prompted. Marc had glanced around the room - his usual seat had been taken by Natasha Romanoff - and, muttering something about 'stupid redheads', had reluctantly sat down, doing his best to ignore Murdock. The kid wasn't in the infirmary anymore so Marc no longer felt obligated to be nice.

Murdock, unsurprisingly, had not been deterred, and over the next few classes had always made sure to sit by Marc, much to the surprise of his Gryffindor friends (Mudock was fairly popular) and always tried to make conversation. Eventually it wore Marc down and he went from constant cold shoulder to actually engaging.

"What'd you think of that essay on Patronuses we had last week?" Murdock asked conversationally one day (he'd insisted Marc call him Matt, but Marc just couldn't bring himself to do it, and he'd refused to give out his first name to keep Murdock from using it).

Marc shrugged, pulling the carefully rolled-up parchment of said essay from his bag. "It was okay."

"I tried the spell a few times on my own. My Patronus is a fox," Murdock continued casually. It was pretty infuriating that he could sound so sincere and modest when Marc was absolutely sure he was showing off. "What about you?"

"Mine didn't look like anything," Marc answered gruffly. He busied himself with getting his quills and more parchment out, trying not to listen to the bodiless laughter ringing in his ears. Why don't you tell him the truth? the voice sneered, taunting him. That you're too afraid to try because you're scared of what it'll be? Marc grit his teeth, saved from further conversation when Professor Strange swept into the classroom, robes billowing around him. Marc wondered if there was any teacher more flamboyant than this guy (other than the Divination professor, but that was probablyl because he was a centaur).

"Good afternoon, class," Professor Strange said in greeting. "Today we're going to be starting a new unit." Strange raised his wand with a flourish and a floating image of the moon with a moving silhouette of a howling wolf on it appeared. "Tell me, do any of you know what a werewolf is?" 

Marc felt the blood drain from his face. You should answer, the voice suggested helpfully. I don't think anyone in this class knows more than you do!

"Mr. Spector!" Of course he'd get called on, Strange loved calling on the kids who looked like they wanted it the least; several pairs of eyes (except Murdock's) all turned to Marc. "How about you?"

Marc swallowed, pulling himself together as he shrugged nonchalantly. "They're people that turn into wolves or something every month, right?"

"Yes, that is correct. And what else?" Strange moved on to another student and Marc relaxed, until Murdock leaned over and whispered,

"You okay? Your pulse went a little crazy there."

"Yeah, fine. I don't like being called on, that's all."

Murdock's eyebrows rose. "Really? It's not that bad, and you did know the answer."

"Well, yeah." Marc worked hard to keep his heartrate normal. Murdock had no reason to suspect anything if Marc didn't give him one. "'Course I did. Werewolf stories are popular in the Muggle world."

"Mm. I didn't take Muggle Studies, so I'll just take your word for it." Murdock was smiling as he straightened in his seat. No, he had no reason to suspect anything. Marc was totally fine, everything was fine. He needed to stop being so paranoid, that was all. 

The only good part about this particular topic was that Marc did know everything Strange was lecturing on, and even some things he didn't mention, so it was easy for Marc to fall into his usual bored, half-asleep stupor until the period ended. When Strange finally dismissed the class Marc packed his things away a little more hurriedly than he would normally and was out the door and partway down the corridor when he heard his name.

"Marc, wait up!" He glanced around as Murdock joined him just outside the classroom. Marc's eyebrow jerked up sharply.

"How d'you know my name?"

"I asked around." Murdock smiled in that mysterious way he had that made Marc want to hit him in the face with another bludger. "You have a free period now, right?"

"Yeah...wait, how'd you know that? Have you been stalking me?" Marc asked accusingly, completely forgetting to mention that he knew Murdock also had a free period right now (and, judging by the scrolls Marc had spotted inside Murdock's bag from time to time, that he had Charms before DADA).

"No, of course not," Murdock said. Then, "Okay, maybe a little." The smug little smile widened. "Do you want to go to the library with me?"

The request (and that confession) had a flush creeping up Marc's cheeks and he looked away before he remembered Murdock couldn't see him blushing.

"Sorry. I have to meet some friends in the Slytherin common room."

"Oh, okay. That's fine." Murdock shoved his hands into the pockets of his robes as they walked down the corridor. For a few minutes neither said anything, until: "Hey, are you free next Thursday?"

Depends on your definition of 'free', the voice commented.

"No, I'm--busy. Got plans. Sorry."

Murdock lifted his head, and if Marc didn't know any better he'd think the redhead was studying his face from behind those red-tinted glasses. But, of course, that was impossible.

"Maybe we'll hang out some other time, then," Murdock said finally, and though Marc opened his mouth to say 'probably not' Murdock cut him off, "I've got to go to the library, but I'll see you around, Marc. And, by the way - feel free to talk to me outside of class, too." He grinned, surprising Marc into half-smiling in return, and disappeared into the crowds of students walking through the halls.

Marc walked down to the Slytherin dungeon on his own, torn between being weirded out by Matt's (Murdock's, he corrected himself) statement and wondering what the Gryffindors would do if they did hang out. It wasn't taboo or super rare for Slytherins and Gryffindors to be friends, it was just...uncommon. 

You should watch that one, the voice hissed in the back of his mind. Any Gryffindor that'd want to befriend you has to have some kind of agenda.

"Shut up."

"Well, I never!" the nearest portrait, a painting of an elderly Victorian era gentleman sitting on an armchair, said indignantly. Marc rolled his eyes.

"Wasn't talking to you!" he snapped, and thought, not for the first time, that magic was great and all, but some of the things it allowed you to do (i.e. bringing portraits to life) were really fucking annoying.

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yeah who needs titles

a marcmatt prompt from cie 8)

"Ow. Ow, Marc, Marc, that's a bruise."

"Oh." Marc grinned in the dim dawn light, though it was barely visible beneath his mask. "Sorry."

"I'm sure." 

Matt brushed a thumb over the purple splotch blossoming on his own jaw, wincing slightly. He'd caught a sucker punch from a particularly large and burly enemy earlier. The man had snuck up on him while he was already engaged with a different thug. In the end he had taken them both down, but not before receiving a few more somewhat painful blows. 

"You wiped the floor with that guy, though," Marc said, as if he could see what Matt was thinking, and in one of those affectionate, strangely intimate gestures that still surprised Matt, leaned over and brushed his lips over the developing bruise. 

Matt smiled. "I always do."

They were moving from roof to roof, the preferred method of travel for both of them, as they made their way back to Matt's apartment after a long night of patrol and bad guy butt-kicking. It was almost dawn; Matt couldn't see it, obviously, but Marc made a remark about the way an orange glow was creeping up over New York, signalling that the sun wasn't very far behind. Matt shivered slightly in the early morning chill as they walked across the roof of the building next to his.

"Cold?" Marc asked, and before Matt could answer an arm and the material of Marc's cape were draped over his shoulders, drawing him in close and enveloping him in enough warmth to keep him from shivering again.

"Not anymore." Matt's lip curled with another smile. "But I don't think we can jump the gap between this complex and mine with you holding me like this."

"Oh ye of little faith." Matt's small gasp of surprise was lost in Marc's chuckle when Marc easily swung Matt into his arms, holding Matt bridal-style with his cape swirling around them both as he got a running start and cleared the gap, easily landing on the roof of Matt's building, taking a few quick steps forward with knees bent to keep the impact from shattering his leg bones.

"You can put me down now," Matt said pointedly. He felt the vibration of Marc's laugh even as it reached his ears. 

"I will. In a minute."

And then Marc sat on the edge of the roof, legs swinging over the side, still holding Matt in a grip that wasn't tight enough that he couldn't break it if he really wanted too but still discouraged him from trying.

"What are we doing?"

"Watching the sunrise." Marc reached around and pulled his cape tighter around Matt, almost cocooning him in warm, smooth cloth. And even as Matt started to open his mouth to say that, in case Marc had forgotten, he was in fact blind and couldn't 'watch' the sunrise, Marc began to describe it to him.

They stayed like that until Matt knew the sun was up because he could feel its warmth on his face and it was only then that Marc put him down so they could go inside.