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Marcus, in the middle of the night: Hey Fonda, do you still like me?

Bufonda, trying to sleep: Marc we’ve been married for 8 years and have 5 kids.

Marcus: Okay but, like or like like?

Marcus: I CAN’T FIND MY WIFE

Random Person: What does she look like?

Marcus: [Sobs] BEAUTIFUL

Shank: I’m going to bed

Marcus: It’s noon

Shank: TIME ISN’T REAL

Bufonda: Wait, you would take a bullet for me?

Marcus: I would do anything for you darling <3

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Marcus: Except eat a mushroom, those things are fuckin nasty

Marcus: We just need to learn to hate each other in silence.

Jared: You mean, like. . . what girls do?

Marcus ain't just a regular dad. He's a COOL DAD

Marcus: Fonda, you deserve an award for putting up with me

Bufonda: You are my award, Marc

Marcus: So, how’s the prettiest person in the world today?

Bufonda, not looking up from her phone: I don’t know, how are you?

Marcus, voice cracking: I’m fine

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