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Marcus, in the middle of the night: Hey Fonda, do you still like me?

Bufonda, trying to sleep: Marc we’ve been married for 8 years and have 5 kids.

Marcus: Okay but, like or like like?

Bufonda: Wait, you would take a bullet for me?

Marcus: I would do anything for you darling <3

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Marcus: Except eat a mushroom, those things are fuckin nasty

Marcus: Fonda, you deserve an award for putting up with me

Bufonda: You are my award, Marc

Marcus: So, how’s the prettiest person in the world today?

Bufonda, not looking up from her phone: I don’t know, how are you?

Marcus, voice cracking: I’m fine

[everybody at Marcus house for some reason as always]

Marcus: From now on we’ll be using codenames. You can address me as ‘Eagle One’

Marcus: Jared is ‘Been there, Done that’

Marcus: Bufonda ‘ Currently Doin That’

Marcus: Gimmy ‘It Happened Once in A Dream’

Marcus: Ryaan ‘If I Had to Pick A Fuck Boi’

Marcus: And Johhn is ‘Eagle Two’

Johhn: oh Thank God

Bufonda: No anime please. I'm a Christian.

Bufonda: Babe, you wanna bite of my sandwich?

Marcus: Nah. Bread makes you fat.

Bufonda, spitting out sandwich: BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!?!?

Bufonda: Who ate all the cookies?

Katana: Demons

Bufonda: I didn’t see them

Katana: No one ever does

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