Mar Stargaret "The Bubbling Ulcer of the Ninth Seas"
Creator, Thread, Vengeful, birth heralded by the ascent of a blue Star in the sky
The sixth daughter of EmPtA pOmPtA, Mar Stargaret is perhaps her most skilled, able to crochet together the vibrating strings of reality into living beings and other objects using her five tails. Most notably, she was forced to create the planet Ploapatopia by her older sister Moose Margaret after she fled Earth. To this day, Moose Margaret insists that she created Ploapatopia herself “with a shovel and ten bricks”, and refuses to give Mar Stargaret any credit.
As revenge, Mar Stargaret populated Ploapatopia with a variety of awful fauna, each of which has its own distinctive kink. These creatures, when not pursuing their perverse sexual desires, are at war with the mums and other citizens of Mudgement, laying siege to its ever-expanding walls. In certain cases, the animals’ kinks are aligned with their destructive purpose. For instance, the mingrels derive intense sexual pleasure from knocking down buildings, although they average 3 feet in height, and the Margaretfuckers will attack temples in order to copulate with statues of Moose Margaret.
Mar Stargaret is a nomadic being who flies between worlds, rarely touching down except to Mark people with her soft, spongy snout, which secretes a blue pigment. Marked individuals experience a strong desire to climb tall mountains or buildings, and once there, begin emitting a sound described as “a bagpipe in reverse” until they die of starvation or exposure.
Because she lives in space, Mar Stargaret does not have an official following, but a group of mums who call themselves the Moose Manglers broke from the rest of the Moose-Margaret-worshipping mums to worship her, and face extreme persecution as a result. Mar Stargaret does not acknowledge them.
