Judgement Meme
Get judged by the criminal by blood! One-two trolls per rb, multiple rb allowed!
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Judgement Meme
Get judged by the criminal by blood! One-two trolls per rb, multiple rb allowed!
splatoon girls!
72 for all of em i wanna know >:3
:0 I love this ask
Mariie- Rogue
Lanceo- Paladin
Lothel- There is literally no other choice than Cleric.
Vicito- ... Yall aren’t gonna like it but probably a Bard. Maybe a Rogue.
Galine- Druid
Asteli- Monk
Lucize- Sorcerer
Lelari- Ranger? Maybe?
Sybile- Warlock
Astero- Ranger
35 for all
Mariie- Lay low and don’t get caught. Never think about ascending to the throne.
Lanceo- Be fair and just. Fight with honor.
Lothel- Protect others at all costs, and be a safe haven.
Vicito- Rebel.
Galine- Be safe and listen to the older people. They’ll keep you safe.
Asteli- Secrets need to be kept.
Lucize- Never let yourself think that they matter. They don’t.
Lelari- Don’t let your family know. Bury your feelings.
Sybile- Listen to Lucize Never talk about home.
Astero- Do good recklessly Don’t upset the heir, don’t rock the boat, and don’t bleed.
[Mariie heard shouting above deck, and fast footsteps.]
[The captain burst through the door, running down the hallway. He fumbled with his keys, opening the door to Mariie’s cell.]
[She didn’t have a chance to ask what was happening before he scooped her up into his arms.]
C’mOn Magenta, we gOtta get Off the Ship. There’S a raid gOing On, and I dOn’t want them tO get tO yOu.
[Mariie weakly protested, but the captain tightened his grip.]
M’names not Magenta~
Yeah, yeah. We will diScuSS this after we get Off thiS fucking Ship!
[She screwed her eyes shut, not wanting to make the captain upset by fighting.]
[The captain stopped, and she heard an unfamiliar voice.] Drop the girl-
[The captain snarled] Never.
[She felt the captain’s breath hitch, and she opened her eyes. There was a fuschia, with a pistol pointed at the captain.]
Drop- The- Girl-
NO! She’S mine.
[Mariie tried to push herself out of the captain’s arms, and he let her drop to the floor. When she stood up, the captain grabbed her arm with a bruising grip.]
Magenta is mine. YOu can’t have her. Find yOur Own cuSp to turn in.
[The stranger paused.]
I’ll split the bounty with you, And spAre your ship-
[Mariie’s eyes grew wide] N-No~
[The captain turned and glared] Shut up Magenta. HOw dO I knOw yOu’re nOt fucking with me?
[The fuschia reached into his coat, pulling out a wad of cash.] That shoAld be AboAt 250 caegers- Think of it As A down pAyment-
[The captain’s eyes widened, and he took the cash. Mariie sat there slack-jawed] SiR, what aRe you doing?~
[The captain shoved her towards the fuschia.] I muSt admit I’m Sad tO See her gO, but I’d like tO keep my Ship.
[Mariie turned back to the captain, wide-eyed. Sure, he sucked, but she didn’t know anything about this guy!]
WhAt’s your name? I must know your identity, in order to transfer the bounty-
[The captain answered instantly] Lelari GOStei.
[Mariie sat there, wide-eyed. Her captor had a name.] WhAle then, I’ll tAke my leAve-
[The cap- Lelari nodded as he walked off to tell the other ship-mates of the deal. The fuschia gently pushed Mariie in front of him as they crossed the plank to get to the other ship. When they were far enough away from Lelari’s ship, he turned to her.]
Are you Alright?
[She stared at the ground] Why do you caRe?~
Never talk back.
[He frowned.] I just wAnted to mAke sure you’re okAy- I’m not ActuAlly going to sell you off-
[A beacon of hope] Really?~
[He nodded solemnly.] Yes- Bounty hunters Are monsters-
My name is MaRiie EmpsiR~
And I Am Astero Selene-
[ASTERO SELENE IS NOW OPEN FOR QUESTIONS]
The girls FT Mun
Miss mariie? I believe the little one knows you, he knows your name, if not your face. Watch your step, some can not tell him apart from his father.
Little one?
I don't know many wRiggleRs, nowadays~
Hey did you want a whump fic? I don't care, you're getting one anyways!!
Warnings- guns, mentions of murder, mention of starvation and not getting enough food at the very beginning, easy to skip. I think that's it, actually.
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It had been so long.
Mariie's clothing hung differently now, her frame gaunt from a few months of little food. Some days, she found she couldn't even stand. Her hair was greasy from not being washed, and she assumed she smelled. It'd be hard not to, in this position.
She stood up, heavily leaning on the iron bars. She needed exercise, despite her body yelling at her to lay down and perhaps take a long nap.
She walked- more like stumbled, really- around the cell three times before collapsing on the ground and closing her eyes, her brain formally declaring that perhaps a nap wouldn't be so bad, after all.
Footsteps.
She was hallucinating. She was sure of it. Maybe she fell while she was standing earlier, and hit her head. Or she had fallen asleep quicker than expected, and this was a dream. She sat up, sitting on her knees.
No one ever came down here.
The door at the end of the hall opened.
The captain of the ship was standing in the doorway, silhouetted by the light from behind him. Mariie could barely pick it out from this distance, but there was a gun at his side. He stalked down the hallway, coat swishing around his ankles, searching for prey that he already knew how to find.
She wasn't dreaming, was she?