#mario........................................................

[sm64mario]

Mario will now recalibrate! I have to listen to'a the Battle Mode music from'a Mario Advance! For 12 yhours. Straight. To become Mario! To become Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. M<ario. Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. MArio. Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario . Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. KMario. Mario.

And Luigi!

Mario.

[spielzeugkaiser]

He’s absolutely building pools and taking the ladders away-

[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[pageofmirth]

gonna start saying Bagayaya before bed

[teathattast]

[gracefuldisasters]

Conversations in Italian, circa 1976-1996

Should I make more of these? They're so fun XD

[feyburner]

I do think it’s funny when headcanons are presented as objective character facts bc I get “He would not fucking say/do that” as much as the next guy but I must also humbly acknowledge its powerful cousin named “A skilled enough writer could make me believe he would”