Things I want in the Rabbids Movie
(WARNING: Post not meant for Rabbids haters)
.CG animated Rabbids (Please, no Stop Motion)
. Have a Rabbid mess around with the Ubisoft logo before the movie even starts
. Have the Rabbids arrive on Earth on their yellow submarine- spaceship things
. If there must be a human protagonist acting alongside the Rabbids, please let it be Ariana Grande. I swear, I will sign a petition to make that happen.
. A major role for that Leader Rabbid with the blue and red eyes.
. Lots of screaming and red-eyed Rabbids
. An uncomfortable amount of fourth wall jokes.
. A cameo by Michel Ancel
. COWS. LOTS AND LOTS OF COWS
. A scene where the Rabbids steal the human protagonist's car. Just for the heck of it
. At least one Rabbid wearing a blonde wig.
. At least one subtle reference to Rayman, or at least a small cameo.
. A Big Lipped Alligator Moment where the Rabbids start dancing to a random pop song.
. The Rabbids going full Gremlins in the climax of the movie and have a montage of just them wrecking the entire city and doing silly things.
. Have the song "Make the Party (Don't Stop)" playing in the end credits.
. A whole bunch of adult jokes.
. Have the Rabbids vandalize the end credits.