Your fave is problematic: serkershit edition
is a supernatural creature; average reading speed is approximately 2/3 of a book a day. any book. doesn’t matter which one.
is willing to risk dying climbing Mount Everest because of a dare
might make you feel inferior for your hugging skills every time she touches you
is possibly a Diana Wynee Jones protagonist
will disappear for months only to come back loving your more intensely than before and having 7.3 new opinions on social issues and 8.75 book recommendations, on average
happened to just find a dratini
remains unaware of the rule which dictates that no man woman or other celestial being is allowed to look good in every single selfie. keeps breaking that law.
keeps breaking many laws because she has been unanimously declared the Rogue Queen since possibly 1993, still uncertain if she tripped the other sperms in order to get there first or not
still hasn’t gotten the baby dragon she deserves
has not, to this day, directed a play in which I can star AND design the costumes as is the will of the stars
too much James Potter in her for her own good
is, in fact, a serkershit