#marius obviously

[callmebyourgnome]

Straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

Gay friend groups: *the center* *the guide* *the leader* *the cynic* *the hypochondriac* *the bald one* *the poet* *the worker* *the eccentric* *the fucking pontmercy*