Jan 13
Maple Leaf Drag: Mark Carney Crawls to China After Trump Won’t Stop Picking on Canada
OTTAWA— Exhausted, emotionally bruised, and reportedly out of witty comebacks, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has allegedly begun crawling—literally—toward Beijing in a desperate bid to rebuild trade relations, citing “relentless playground-style teasing” from U.S. President Donald Trump as the final straw. Witnesses say Carney was last seen inching across the tarmac at Ottawa International…
