#mark: 001

[marcyhub]

closed starter // @suremarkj​

​“Okay, hear me out,” Hale requests, staring at Mark from across the room. He’s not a bad person; he’s not a good person, but he’s not terrible like Ezra or his weird best friend who loves knives. The man has a heart, and she’s going to try appealing to it. “What if you taught my snake some cool tricks? All Snilliam Snakespeare currently does is... curl around arms. And don’t get me wrong, I love his passion for it! Very neat guy! Very cool dude! I just think he has more potential than this, Mark. You want your snakes to live up to their full potential, don’t you? So you can see why I want Snilliam to do better.”

[khimairas]

closed starter // @suremarkj​​

“You know, when you show up at the same bars as me, it makes me want to suffocate you with the peanuts they leave in those little bowls,” she says, not bothering to look up from her phone. Twitter memes are more important than Mark. She doesn’t hate him, she just doesn’t enjoy the religious bullshit. “Buy me a drink and I might let you sit next to me.” If he says no, she can easily persuade him to change his mind. “Did you know they’re making a Mario movie? Like Sonic wasn’t bad enough.”

[cordelialevy]

WHO: cordelia & @suremarkj​ WHAT: snow white vs snake man WHERE: xavier institute

“So, I see you have a snake thing going on. That’s terrific and all, but what if I told you I have an all animals thing going on?” Cordelia was certain she was slowly losing her mind — her self preservation skills were plummeting drastically by the minute. She knew it was because she was under so much stress that she couldn’t think rationally, but being self-aware wasn’t helpful in a situation like this. 

The students her foe was occupied with made a run for it, and she let out a sigh of relief. “This is my army,” she told him, pointing to the squirrel, crow, skunk, and badger she’d managed to convince to help her. Finding a stronger animal on the school grounds was pretty much impossible. Small creatures would have to do. “Collectively, we all agree that you should probably vacate the school and seek therapy.”