@markerbcy wants 2 fight about asses! // CNTD.
facial plates shift, a look of indignation crossing the exo’s features. hidden, of course, beneath his helmet. KNUCKLEHEAD RADAR. it’s nice, having a radar up in the sights, even when you’re aiming down it. he’s not aiming down it now. he’s craning around, leaning to the side to look at clarke’s rear end.
okay. he’ll admit it. it’s a nice ass. but did he have to throw cayde’s under the bus just to point it out? a snort rattles through his vocalizers, expelled with a hiss through vents. and he follows on isaac’s heels towards the pile of corpses, nudges one at the bottom with the heel of his boot. “ i’ve got a nice butt. i’ve got the perfect butt. this butt? sculpted in the image of god. i was just saying spiritually, sometimes i’m the tramp. my butt needs no improvements. ”
hey, exos have feelings, alright? ( and some have really big egos... )













