#markiplier self insert

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did someone say markiplier self inserts …..?

markiplier maxxing during exam week guys 😝😝😝

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Okay so I just finished the first song and WOW THIS IS JUST WILFORD BEING SOFT FOR FELIX!! IT'S SO CUTE! THEY'RE SOOO CUTE!! <33 YOUR HONOR WILF JUST WANT TO BE CARED FOR!!

I also thought you should know that i was replacing every pronoun with he consciously because it's a gay song now >:))

I'm gonna keep listening but like PKLEASE DROP THE DISSECTION NOT CLICKBAIT!!

Almost finished Hola Adriana and just more Wilf yearning but more in the escapism sense of his life here in Purgatory <33 We love to see it!! <33

alright buckle the fuck up babes, this is gonna be a long ass post >:)

problems

starting off the playlist is problems by mother mother. the song starts off with the lyrics "you and me we're not the same / i am a sinner, you are a saint" this is from wilford's pov; he sees felix as like. an entirely good being, almost nothing wrong with him. in wilford's eyes, he (wilford) is a sinner and just inherently bad/causes bad things to happen. moving on, "when we get to the pearly gates / you'll get the green light, i'll get the old door in the face / doo-doo-doo, i'm a loser, a disgrace" wilford's saying when he dies, he feels like he'll like. go to hell. he wouldn't because felix's club allows you to stay for as long as you want. and since felix loosely controls where people go when they die, he would never let it happen.

the next verse is felix's pov, for the most part. "i've found love in the strangest place / tied up and branded, locked in a cage" i interpret this in kinda two ways. the first is like felix finding love in wilford, in the club being the strange place. the other way being he found love in a strange place, being wilford. the love that wilford had is tied up and branded as like "useless" after what happened when he loved celine and WKM happens. wilford has locked love in a cage because he's afraid to fall in love again. "i say i'm gonna stage a great escape / let loose a love all pent up and painfully out of place" is kinds obvious here. felix wants to teach wilford it's ok to love again (letting his love out of the cage) because it's been pent up and shoved away where it shouldn't be. the last two lines here "doo-doo-doo, i'm a loser, a disgrace / you're a beauty, a luminary, in my face" is just more of wilford being like "you're literally so much better than me" to felix lol.

the pre-chorus and chorus is mainly wilford realizing that, yes, he has so many problems and he's warning felix that he has those before felix wants to attempt to be with him. the third verse is the one i explained in my initial post and then the rest of the song is more of the chorus <3

my kind of woman

as a heads up for this, i'm gonna be changing the lyrics a bit to fit felix and wilf lol <3

starting the song, "you're making me crazy / really driving me mad / that's alright with me" i feel could be from either of their perspectives. felix being like "oh my fucking god please let me love you" whereas wilford would be like internally conflicted with letting felix love him and it kinda makes him go a little more crazy until he's like "wait. this is okay. it's ok to love." the next likes "it's really no fuss / as long as you're next to me / just the two of us" is just cute. just it's okay if you're crazy, as long as you're here with me and it's just us <3<3

to the chorus- "you're my, my, my, my kind of woman / my, oh my, what a guy / you're my, my, my, my kind of woman / and i'm down on my hands and knees / begging you please, baby / show me your world." i feel like this is more wilford pov, saying just like holy shit, i found the one who loves me for who i am and nothing bad is going to happen to us. and when he's begging for felix to show him his world, i feel like it's more like "show me your world" as like "let me be with you all the time."

the next verse is 100% wilford's pov here- "oh brother / sweetheart / i'm feeling so tired / really falling apart / and it just don't make sense to me / i really don't know / why you stick right next to me / wherever i go." this part is wilford kinda having doubts like oh god oh fuck, what if something happens again i can't fuck something good up again but felix stays with him throughout it because he's trying to show wilford like it's ok to love. you don't need to be afraid of it.

last part of the song is the chorus again, still wilf pov <3

hola adriana

to the first bear ghost song on here, god im so happy i love BG lol. i feel like this whole song is again wilford pov. i put this song in here but i can't directly relate all the lyrics so i'll just relate the ones i want to and explain those lol.

the chorus especially i love for wilford. "hola adriana / could you take me away? / i need to escape this nefarious trade" the trade part becomes more obvious later, but asking to be taken away is so good for wilf. he wants to run away from the past basically and have somewhere to be; and that's with felix.

"he had an elegant connection / something that enlivens us / despite the discrepancy of our lives" i love this line so much. felix's "elegant connection" is the club between life and death, where wilford and him can just live together despite their lives being so different. "you would pull and i would shove / i just want you to love / something greater than me" slamming fists on table THIS PART!!! god this part is just wilford unwilling to accept he's worthy of felix's love despite felix trying so hard. "but battered bullets tend to stray / and death's become my only trade" BEAR GHOST LYRICS ARE SO FUCKING GOOD- anyway battered bullets tend to stray my god it's so good. i don't know how else to really explain it other than it's meaning what it says kinda?? idk i love this lyric so much and death's become my only trade is SO FUCKING GOOD- death being a trade is like a mercenary. this isn't relating to them that much it's more me going off on how good bear ghost is.

the rest of the song is the chorus but it ends with "hola adriana / could you take me away / hold on while i tread on the edge of my grave" AHHHH treading on the edge if his grave being like almost dead BEAR GHOST I FUCKING LOVE YOUR LYRICISM ok im done with this one MHDDJHDHD

505

mmm good old arctic monkeys, another one of my favorite bands. 505 is a really good one for felix and wilford. again wilf pov <3

it starts with the chorus- "i'm going back to 505 / if it's a seven hour flight or a forty-five minute drive" in the song 505 is like the hotel room/apartment, but here i'm saying 505 is the club. here, wilford just wants to go to the club no matter how long it takes him. "in my imagination you're waiting lying on your side / with your hands between your thighs" uh. self explanatory MFHJSHD-

"stop and wait a sec / when you look at me like that, my darling, what did you expect?" honestly this is just wholesome. the way felix looks at him just makes him absolutely melt. theyre so fucking cute. "i'd probably still adore you with your hands around my neck / or i did last time i checked" could be taken two ways, i'll leave it to your imagination.

"not shy of a spark / the knife twists at the thought that i should fall short of the mark" ok this line is painful. not shy of a spark is just like yeah their relationship has a spark, it's lively, yknow? but wilford feels like he has a pressure of expectations on him (he doesnt) and like a stab wound hurts enough, right? but then twisting the knife makes it hurt so much more (the initial stab is the "expectations" and the knife twist is the thought of being unable to meet them.) "frightened by the bite, though it's no harsher than the bark / middle of adventure such a perfect place to start." the first like doesn't relate to them that much, but the second one relates more to wilford. since he's got the weird time jumpy stuff right? his relationship with felix doesn't start "at the beginning" its more picking up from what he's known. goes into the chorus again, then to the iconic third verse.

"but i crumble completely when you cry / it seems like once again i've had to greet you with goodbye" FIRST OFF, OW, secondly this is so good. the first line is a little self explanatory, but then the second one? MMM because wilford probably goes between the club and not in the club quite a lot, he probably visits and says he has to go again (greeting with goodbye). mmm pain i love it. "i'm always just about to go and spoil the surprise / take my hands off of your eyes too soon" this one is more like he's terrible with surprising felix. he loves to try but he's bad at it. song ends with the chorus, adding on "with your hands between your thighs and a smile" same as the first time but felix is just happy to see wilf.

this december

mmm we love a ricky montgomery song, you know this shit boutta be good.

"only in my darkest moments can i see the light / i think i'm prone to getting blinded when it's bright" THIS song is for felix. yall are getting your first glimpse into his problems now. the first line is him saying that when he gets more depressed/lonely when wilford is gone is when he's realizing just how good they are together. the second one just slams fists on table again GOD i love these lyrics- he doesn't realize how absolutely happy he is when he's around wilford because he's just SO happy to be there. "well this december, i'll remember / want to see it when i do, ooh / god knows i do." i feel like december here is saying the next time he sees wilford he's gonna see if wilford can see how felix is when he (wilford) isn't around. this part gets repeated, and we go-

into the chorus. "i'm alright if you're alright / and i'm okay if you're okay / it's this state in this state i'm living in" the first two lines are just 🥺🥺 felix feels like he and wilford are linked emotionally- if wilford is okay then felix is, too. the third line is just where he lives (the club) and his mental state (not the best) don't go very well together. "it's just a little bit, it's just a little bit / lonely in this home, it's always colder on your own" slams fists on table again PLEASE ok this is basically just felix being like "damn even though im in a club surrounded by other people i feel lonely when you're not here with me" yknow?? it makes sense i promise. "my darlin' i, i, let the season change my mind, hey!" i'm using this song's metaphor of seasonal depression in more of wilford being the "season" because he comes and goes, yknow? so when the season changes (when wilford is there or when he's not) is when felix's mindset kinda changes a bit.

the next verse i'll explain beforehand so it's easier to see- it's an intrusive thought from being without wilford. felix's brain goes a little dark when he's without his light, so of course the intrusions arrive. "only in my darkest moments / i wanna see you with your head wide open / empty in the ground, gone without a sound / just another white elm growing at the end of town / but this december, i'll remember / want you to see it when i do, ooh / god knows i do." the last three lines are more flipped this time- the next time felix is without wilford, he wants to remember what it's like when he's with him. and then when he's with wilford again, he wants wilf to see how much better he's gotten.

the song ends with the chorus again, but then changing it up slightly with "it's just a little bit, it's just a bit and maybe / this december, i'll remember / want you to see it when i do, ooh / god knows i do" ending on a positive note like felix learns that it's ok to have time away from wilford!!! this playlist is all around the place in their relationship but it's still so good!!!

washing machine heart

i explained part of this song already, but i'll explain again :) and just a heads up, this song is more like beginning of the relationship when it's still kinda shaky.

"toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart / baby, bang it up inside" this part i've explained- felix acts as wilford's emotional "cleaning" but because it's just so much to handle at the same time as his own problems, it fucks with him. "i'm not wearing my usual lipstick / i thought maybe we would kiss tonight" MMMM this is felix kinda changing how he acts a little bit to try and like. "make wilford like him more" because yeah its just insecurities because felix is trans and wilford's last relationship was with a woman- yeah im projecting what about it? "baby will you kiss me already, and / toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart / baby bang it up inside" mmmmm more pain! yummy! idk what more to say other than it's still just like damn this relationship has a rocky start.

"baby though i've closed my eyes / i know who you pretend i am / i know who you pretend i am" PAIN basically felix feeling like wilford can only think about celine. yeah. pain. "but do me ti / why not me? / why not me?" repeats a few times and it's basically saying what it means- felix wants wilford to only focus on him. this song is pain!!!!

always forever

AH YAY a break from the pain- this one is more feel good :)

"you and me, always forever / we could stay alone forever / you and me, always forever / say you'll stay, never be severed" mmm just happiness, them realizing they're like amazing together and they wanna be together forever :) the last line never be severed is just like to never leave because god they're just so happy

onto the chorus "you know you've got me in your pocket / you don't just have to wait around / you know i keep you in my locket / just come here and we can settle down" GOD this is just so cute- being in someone's pocket is just being like you're so smitten with them. you're just so in love with them like that's it it's so pure. keeping someone in a locket is usually like a heart locket right??? so my mind makes it so cute just like "you're always in my heart" MMMMM i'm love.

"you and me, always forever / we can stay alone together / heard you say things could be better / darling, don't get away right now" more saying they can be together forever, 10/10 adorable. the last two lines im not too sure about? but it's still cute.

plays the chorus again, wholesome. then the bridge line?? "oh, darling, it's alarming to think of us apart" SLAMS FISTS ON TABLE it's just so cute. god. i love them. goes to the chorus again and goes back to "you and me always forever" lines, ending so cute. love this song it makes me so happy for them.

me and my husband

i'm not going through all the lyrics from here on out to save me both time & to try and not make this post so long lol so here we go

the beginning of the song i'd say is wilford talking about how short his life is. i can't say it's felix's life because he's like. not entirely human lmao. the chorus i'll write out just because i love it so much-

"but me and my husband / we are doing better / it's always been just him and me / together / so i bet all i have on that / furrowed brow / and at least in this lifetime /we're sticking together / me and my husband / we're sticking together" god just. it's so cute. they're just together and happy and always together it's so good.

the second verse is a little sad but i'm ignoring it for now because this song is happy right now /lh and then it ends on the chorus again just <3<3 domesticity with these two is so pure and they just need to enjoy it

something about you

here's an example of one of the songs i hadn't listened to prior to adding it to the playlist so i'm listening to it as i write and going off the lyrics mainly for this :)

the chorus is very pure in my eyes, cute vibes just spending time together and not worrying that they're wasting any time away. as long as they're together, the time isn't wasted.

verse one is funny but cute, just going to an expensive hotel for fun (in two ways) because they can is adorable. then the lyrics (that i'm slightly altering to fit gender) "he looks just like a dream / the prettiest guy i've ever seen / from the cover of a magazine" this could be either of them saying it about each other, it's so cute and pure i love it. it moves into the chorus again after this

verse two is so !!!!!! i feel like this would be more wilford imo, just enjoying the domestic life he's got. "we stayed up all night and slept 'til noon / it's so nice to wake up next to you / let's start the day with breakfast in bed / think i'm gonna love you 'til i'm dead" just adorable, and of course if/when wilford dies (ngl idek if he can 💀) he'd see felix all the time so he'd always love him.

the song ends with the chorus again and it slows to "something about you / something about..." like god it's so???? cute???? makes me so happy

clusterhug

the first IDKHOW song on here!! another favorite band, i love them so much. the album this is from is so good too, highly recommend listening to them if you don't.

i'm not going through the whole song, it's mainly the chorus that snatches my heart and makes it burst with how fucking adorable it is.

"only if you'd like me to / i could fall in love with you / only if you'd like me to / i could fall in love" LIKE GOD DAMN i'd say this is felix talking to wilford near the beginning of the relationship like "hey, if you're absolutely 100% comfortable, i would totally fall in love with you" it's just 🥺 so fucking cute, i love this chorus

the rest of the song is good and i love it, but i'm saving time and space on this post and moving on <3

slow dance

i love saint motel music, their whole upbeat vibe fits wilford so well. this song is so good for these two

the chorus starts it off just being so cute "i'm waitin' for that slow dance / so i can feel your arms around me / wait 'til the music turns to romance / go tell that DJ that he owes me" like??? wilford just wanting to be able to slow dance with felix to be close to him? MMM wilford absolutely has physical affection as his love language.

the pre chorus is also so cute??? "i could be your best friend / i could be your centerpiece / i could be your soul mate / i could be your everything" AAHHHHHHH they're so fucking cute guys my heart is going to die /j

and then the post chorus??? SO FUCKING AMAZING (lyrics adjusted for pronouns) "hand on my back, panic attack / pull it together don't overreact / keepin' him close, don't step on his toes / leave enough room for the holier ghost" MMM he's just caring so much because of the affection and he doesn't wanna just felix,,, i love these two

then the bridge is super cute too "there's no doubt about it / it's something magical / feeling our surroundings / and time is slowing for us" god it's the cliche, slow-mo realization of love in movies,,, love this so much. this song is a banger too, definitely able to dance to it

kiss goodnight

another IDKHOW song, i love them so much. and this song too??? mmm love it

the beginning is cute, "no i don't care / about anything at all / but i still stop and stare / every time that you call" i feel is felix's pov. like he doesn't care too much about what he does, etc. but when he sees wilford? absolutely starstruck, happy, makes his day. then the end of the verse is so good for them; "so if you've got to spend your time / why don't you spend it with me?" like if wilford's gotta go somewhere, why not to the club to see felix?

AND THE CHORUS!!! god it's so cute- "i hope we kiss goodnight / it might just end my life / but if you think that it's right, right, right / why don't we kiss goodnight?" this is wilf pov 100%, it's just so adorable. love it.

second verse is also wilford pov, especially the last two lines, "now i don't want to spend my life / with anyone else" slams fists on table again THEYRE ADORABLE YOUR HONOR

chorus again, but it gets a little funky and even more cute. "now we can kiss goodnight / i don't want to spend my life, life / without your kiss goodnight / yeah for the rest of my life, life, life / i need your kiss goodnight / i hope we kiss goodnight" GOD THE YEARNING!!!! need i say more? ? ?

my type

ok im only glossing over this song because it's mainly just for the absolute fucking VIBES

this is more felix's perspective imo just because i feel like its funny just "i'm a man who's got very specific taste" sees wilford "you-you-you're just my type / oh, you got a pulse and you are breathing" lmaoo

yea i think it's a fun song, it's funny, and it's a pretty generally good love song :)

puppy princess

another one more for just the good vibes :) it's mainly foe the chorus because i love it

"kiss me, kiss me with your eyes closed / whisper that your heart shows / all i want is you / yeah, you / hold me, hold me i'm your bunny" god it's just so cute. wilford deserves all the love felix gives him.

a lot of the other lyrics don't fit too much tbh i'm almost projecting BUT ITS OKAY :D

gypsy

THE OTHER BEAR GHOST SONG!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOO- anyway

the funky vibes of the song already fit them off the bat. it's so good, they literally play the kazoo in this song. also some lyrics i wanna point out for it (pronouns changed to fit them)-

"he has a siren voice of certainty / a lively prose, a natural gloom / he wilts his kiss of incredulity / and i every time feel amazing / in his almond eyes made for gazing / i simply must be loving you" this could go for either of them tbh, it's just so >>>>> it's so good. the last line especially is the best

and then "i think i'm caving to delirium / how did this tempter come my way? / with every step it's getting serious / and i every time feel amazing / in his almond eyes made for gazing / i simply must be loving you." the last line gets super slowed down and the you gets drawn out MMM it's so good. i love bear ghost so much.

hey lover!

ok i'm kinda glossing over this one and pointing out a couple lyrics bc it's mainly a general sort of song but it's so cute i had to put it in the playlist.

"hey, hey, hey lover / you don't have to be a star / hey, hey, hey lover / i love you just the way you are" SLAMS FISTS ON TABLE ITS JUST SO CUTE

"for love is just the same / without fortune or fame / just give me / true love and understanding" god i-. it's so cute. i can't.

cloud 9

AHHHHH the vibes!!!!! a lot of these songs are now just. so. so. cute. they're adorable and kinda general songs. they make me happy.

"but when he loves me i feel like i'm floating / when he calls me pretty i feel like somebody / even when we fade eventually, i'm nothing / you will always be my favorite form of loving" wilford talking about felix. that is all.

i wanna be your boyfriend

another one i didn't listen to before putting it in, just a look at the lyrics. tho i have heard parts of it

the chorus!!! so cute, the vibes >>> "i wanna be your boyfriend / i wanna be your boyfriend / i wanna go on walks with you / i wanna have long talks with you / you can be my boyfriend / you can be my boyfriend / i'll compliment you frequently / i wanna treat you decently" felix speaking to wilford to show him what healthy relationships are like <33

sex with a ghost

ngl. i threw this one in because i love it. i don't have any real connections to wilford or felix for it. there's no like lyrics to stick them to, but it just fits.

smokey eyes

another song i hadn't listened to before. i did this with quite a few ngl 💀 i'll point out lyrics i used to choose it lol

the chorus mainly for wilford- "so help me make amends with all my friends / most other people are just dead ends / there's nothing worse than making friends" kinda obvious if you know the WKM lore lmao

the rest of it i didn't honestly see much other connections with but if you see any lmk lol

can ghosts be gay?

ok listen. i saw this title and was like "oh please have lyrics that fit" AND IT DID so it's just so good.

"he's mine and he always will be / he's mine and he always will be / he's mine and he always will be / he's mine / he's mine" it's cute ok lol

"i love the way that he looks at me / i love the way that he fucked me mercilessly" i mean. what else do i say here?

talk too much

GOOD VIBE SONG!!!!! and it fits very well. i love it.

"you know i talk too much / honey come put your lips on mine / and shut me up / we could blame it all on human nature / stay cool, it's just a kiss / oh why you gotta be so talkative? / i talk too much, we talk too much" i talk a lot, so im projecting onto felix that he would also talk a lot when he gets nervous. it's just perfect.

meteor shower

ok this song is just so cute and it's mainly for like one line,,,, i love them

"meteor shower / quick, take cover / but the hues in our hair compliment one another / i'd sell my own bones for sapphire stones / 'cause blue is your favorite color" i feel like wilford would get sapphire stones and have them as like rings or just carry them because felix's eyes are blue. that's my reasoning here.

also "my heart and the earth share the same rule / it starts with love and it ends with u" THATS SO FUCKING CUTE?????

treehouse

ok this song is just so fucking cute. i love it.

"do not enter is written on the doorway / why can't everyone just go away? / except you / you can stay" wilford doesn't like to let anyone into his heart, except he let's felix in <33 they're fucking adorable

"i'm the captain but you can be the deputy / i'm really glad you think i'm so funny / i don't think i'm ever gonna let you leave" kinda funny iswm ref but also it's cute ok

i hear a symphony

bangs on desk THIS SONG! THIS!!! SONG!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMM-

"i used to hear a simple song / that was until you came along / now in its place is something new / i hear it when i look at you" SCREAMS this is like my favorite love song because i love music so much, it's a huge part of who i am. this??? is so fucking cute???? using music as a metaphor for love????? i like to think this is wilford having Iike an idea of what love would be right (the simple song) and then he meets felix and suddenly that song isn't so simple anymore?? instead of having that tiny idea of love, he gets so much more because of felix and he hears his new "song" when he looks at felix MEANING HE KNOWS WHAT TRUE LOVE FEELS LIKE NOW bangs head on desk GOD it's so good

"with simple songs i wanted more / perfection is so quick to bore / you are more beautiful by far / our flaws are who we really are" MMMMMMM with his simple songs he felt incomplete (not in love just more the idea of it). and if everyone is perfect, it's just boring. felix isn't perfect, meaning he's more beautiful than the boring "perfection" because FLAWS MAKE UP WHO YOU ARE

"i used to hear a simple song / that was until you came along / you took my broken melody / and now i hear a symphony" SCREAMING AND CRYING RN felix takes his broken ideation of love, what he's had, and he reiterates it into something so much more beautiful: a symphony. a full idea, the entire picture, the whole orchestra, etc. "true love" in a sense.

this song does something to me man, the orchestral music goes so hard, it's just so fucking good

this side of paradise.

another song i've only heard bits of. the lyrics are great- sorry im still recovering from the last song, it fucking hits me so hard.

"ask me why my hearts inside my throat / i've never been in love, i've been alone / feel like i've been living life asleep / love so strong it makes me feel so weak" a wilford line. he hasn't been truly in love, the reocurring theme with his lines yknow.

"are you lonely? / our fingers dancing when they meet / you seem so lonely / i'll be the only dream you seek / so if you're lonely, no need to show me / if you're lonely come be lonely with me" felix talking to wilford 100% it just fits so well. along with "so if you're lonely / darling you're glowing / if you're lonely come be lonely with me"

so alright, cool, whatever

another song i hadn't heard beforehand and just looked at the lyrics (listening now, it's really good)

"i wanna be with you all of the time / i wanna be loved by you every night / i wanna be dancing, dreaming, bawling and weeping / over you all my life" wilford at felix <3 it fits, it's just so cute.

also "i wanna be barely hanging on / when you make me lose control" fits very well

nobody loves you

this title threw me off at first, but it's honestly pretty cute

"nobody loves you like i do / nobody sees what's going on" is definitely felix to wilford for obvious reasons

every little thing

this song i just listened to earlier today and it's so good?? i love this for them

"you made a good impression / you make me wanna question / every little thing, every little thing" this just. it's very cute to me just making someone want to question things because of you??? god it's so good

also "you're the perfect storm / and i wanna hear the rain / you're my favorite nightmare / and for once i'm not scared" ARE SUCH GOOD LYRICS??? GOD DAMN

"taking notes and losing focus / got me lost in your hypnosis / not sure of your intentions / you make me wanna question" is also v cute lol

wear sunscreen

haven't heard this song, looked at the lyrics, enjoyed them :)

"i forgot how it feels to love / taken by someone who makes me better / i'm never patient i give up / you stuck around despite the weather" AHHHHHH wilford talking to felix thats all

"i like the way that you hold me / when you're still talking in your sleep / it keeps me up a while / all that i can do is smile" would be felix to wilford. that's fucking adorable to me

killing an afternoon

being surprised by how these songs sound is very fun after seeing the lyrics

"soft vines down to your hazel eyes / topped off with a secret smile / we've got plans to devise / souls red baby don't lose your breath / because i'll love you to death" felix @ wilford. i don't have much other explanation

"oh, when we put this fire out / baby you'll be without / a place to lay down / oh, baby it seems to me / that we were meant to be / i speak for the gasoline" bro this song is so cute

"and what softens the pain / only comes out at night / killing an afternoon / missing morning goodnight / kaleidoscopic brain / wrapped in your arms so tight / killing an afternoon / my afternoon delight" THIS IS JUST SO CUTE BRO??? I LOVE THIS

dancing

ok the lyrics??? hot damn

"i feel like i'm gonna break / i don't know how much more i can take / everything's falling down / dancing through the wreckage, i don't think they get the message / this mess looks lovely to me / it's a taste of hell but for me it's a taste of heaven" wilford. this fits him. idk how else to explain it, but yes.

80's makeout session

a lot of these songs are just so cute bro

"i can't express my admiration / i hold to you, maybe its too bold to prove / owanna be somebody, somebody to you / hope you feel the way i do" literally could be either of them

"really lack affection / did i even mention / can't go a day without you / they say its deprivation, i call it dedication / maybe you're my sedation" again it fits both of them??? god its so good

i want to be with you

god im listening to this rn and its like hitting me personally 💀

"give me a chance / to say what i mean / please do the same / i want to be with you" hits. so hard. felix 100%

"'cause darling you're the one / and fuck I want you / 'cause darling you're the one / you know i want you / you know that you're the one" MMMMMMM felix bx this HITS ME

kiss her you fool

obviously changing pronouns for these lyrics lmfao

"stop waiting for a fairytale to / take you away, don't wait for someday / he's thinking the same thing as you / don't be afraid, dreams aren't found they're made" could be said to either of them in the beginning of their relationship. so much mutual pining. we love it

"cause you've only got one chance / you've only got one chance / kiss him you fool" LITERALLY TO BOTH OF THEM they're both stupidly in love it's so cute

dance with me

the lyrics man,,, and this vibe fits wilf,,, mmmm

"cause I know that i'm yours / sk meet me on the floor / dance with me / move your body baby, this is meant to be / flowing like the ocean, you're so heavenly / i gotta get you tonight / why don't you dance with me? / don't tell me that it's love, i know it's got to be / cause when we're on the floor, it's only you and me / i know we won't sleep tonight" WILFORD INVITING FELIX TO DANCE I !!!!!!! them dancing together,,,, that's all.

OH MY GOD this took me so fucking long lmao,,, analyzing the lyrics of 36 songs and relating them to wilford and felix,,, my god. i had fun don't get me wrong lol

[red-of-hells-kitchen]

OMGOSH YESSS WILF SEEMS FELIX KICK ASS AND IS HEAD OVER HEELLLSS <333

Do you associate them with any songs? :oo

sorry this answer took so long to get to, i went to work 😔

however problems by mother mother would probably be a good song for them kinda because i feel like wilford views felix as a really good person (spoiler alert; he's probably not) and wilford would feel he's like. terrible to felix in comparison.

this part wilford would like 100% relate to because he knows felix is almost like a "gatekeeper" to the afterlives after seeing felix literally throw a guy into hell. i feel like wilford would be scared of felix doing that to him (felix absolutely never would, he's literally smitten with wilford)

the last two lines are more wilford here, but the first ones are like. 100% felix. like he knows wilfords lost his mind after WKM and he's very patient with him. he's honestly just like "babe you're insane, but i don't care because i love you <3<3" yknow?

another song i'd say for them is my kind of woman by mac demarco but obviously like genderbent. just generally the lyrics.

i could make an entire playlist dedicated to these two but just two more songs i like for them are both bear ghost songs being gypsy and hola adriana. you have no idea how much i love bear ghost rn lmfao.

i might also make a playlist of songs just for felix bc i have a bunch in mind (and i can make a post explaining them lol)

[red-of-hells-kitchen]

What was Felix and Wilford's first meeting like??

i like to think wilford just showed up one day and started performing and felix walked out of his office to see the club just bumping and he's like ??????? so he waits til wilford takes a break and goes up to the stage and is like "hey can??? can i talk to you???" and wilford is like "felix! so great to see you." and felix is like "what." because he's never met thus strange yet hot man wearing a pink afro before??? who are you???

so wilford is kinda like "OH we haven't actually met yet, have we? apologies, i'm wilford warfstache, so great to meet you." and felix is confused as fuck still but he's like "uhh,,, yeah, hi, i'm felix. when did you get to my club and who said you could perform on the stage?" and wilford like thinks he's in trouble so he actually gets kinda nervous because he knows how felix gets when he's annoyed and is kinda stutters a bit to get himself together. then felix, who's not actually mad at the performance, is like "oh wait i'm not mad about you using my stage. frankly, i thoroughly enjoyed what i saw, and business is absolutely amazing here. i just wanted to know who said you could go up there."

wilford's just like "OH yeah some guy over there, he said he owned the club, though i now see that was a lie." so felix takes a second and goes over to the guy and like grabs him by the back of the shirt and brings him towards the front of the club where there's a staircase going up to the left, a staircase going down to the right, and a door. this staircases go to afterlifes, and the door goes back to the land of the living. felix makes the guy try the door, to no luck. so felix is absolutely ecstatic now and he smiles at the guy and says "have a safe trip" all sarcastically and literally just throws him down the stairs to the right.

by now wilford has like practically fallen in love because god damn felix has so much power. like if you saw this club owner go over to some asshole, literally grab him and bring him over to a couple exits, and then throw him down a set of stairs. yeah he's down and he's down bad.

after felix sends the asshole to what's most likely hell, he returns to wilford, who's like dumbfounded and trying not to just say i love you right then and there. felix just smiles and says "alright, now that that's taken care of. if you like performing here, we can strike a deal for you to do it whenever you want." wilford, wanting to see felix more, obviously agrees.

this kinda fucks up the meeting with abe but it's ok because i'm making things up as i go and i like it so it's fine lmfao

[red-of-hells-kitchen]

Okay so first off Wilf X Felix new otppp <3333

Second, I LOVE THE IDEA THAT HE'S JUST FUCKING PISSED AT ABE WHILE ABE'S ALL DHDSHA?? LIKE I CAN JUST SEE THAT PLAYING OUT SO CLEARLY IN MY HEAD🤣🤣🤣🤣

it's so cool that his and Wilford's bar is outside the lop like yeah makes sense XD

10000/10!

Does this mean he wasn't part of WKM then??

tysm?? felix is just a whole ass projection of me onto a character other than like captain or who we "play" as so it means a lot to me!!

because he's a projection of me i feel as though felix would just be annoyed at someone shooting a fuckin gun in his club and would be like "what's your problem man" and just absolutely baffling the gunman aka abe here.

and to answer your last thing, no, felix did not go through the events of WKM, he's a separate entity from the story. think of him as like, loosely, a grim reaper of sorts since his club is the place between life and death.

in my head i've imagined it as anyone who's at the club is on the verge of death (so technically still alive, but like in the hospital trying to get brought back) and if they die, they're allowed to stay in the club for however long they want before going to an afterlife. if they're brought back to life they can't stay in the club, however, because they're wanted back on earth.

so felix is a nonhuman entity that takes the form of a human simply to be more "appealing" and appear less frightening. with wilford, felix just wants to let wilford stay where he is since wilford seems to have almost (loosely) understood how this works and because he likes wilford

TLDR; felix's club is a waypoint between life and death, people who are on the verge of death/are dead are the clubbers, wilford likes to stay in the club because it gives him almost a safe place to be.

i hope this all made sense and doesn't fuck up the lore too much but i also don't care bc its my oc <3

[red-of-hells-kitchen]

ok i've decided to make an entire post about my self insert,,, oc i guess i'd call it?

so first off since i'm not an artist i used a picrew to make him

his name is felix winters and he's the owner of a bar and also tends at it because he just. feels like it.

said bar/club is the one featured in wmlw, which is how he meets wilford. he allows wilford to do his little shows or whatever whenever he wants. after wilfords shows finish, felix shares money from small entry fees he's given to see the little "show" wilford does. this goes on for a while and eventually wilford decides to keep performing at the club really just to see felix at this point.

by the time the events of wmlw happen, they're not fully together, the relationship is more like a "will they, won't they?" kinda thing.

when abe gets to the club and he gets like lost in the crowd and shoots into the air, felix doesn't run out. he comes out from behind the bar, absolutely fucking pissed about what's happening. he asks abe who the fuck he thinks he is bringing a gun into his club. abe is obviously not expecting someone to stop him from getting to wilford so he's there just like ???????? which kinda gives wilford time to almost. hide? but abe kinda explains the situation and felix is like "you're on some fuckin shit" because he's just there not believing a word abe says. but then wilford kinda like just appears back and suddenly nothing makes sense to felix anymore because in what seems like the blink of an eye, the party is back up and rolling.

felix is confused, but decides to play into the party like he normally would. somewhere in the middle of the night, wilford comes over to the bar and starts talking to him. felix decides to confide in him with his confusion, asking how the party was back up and that abe had now joined the party. wilford seems like sad about it, but he smiles at felix and sort of helps him along a realization like he did with abe (leading him to realize that he's technically dead, but death seems to not have any actual timeline). felix is obviously like "wait i fucking died?" and wilford is like "do you have any memory of dying?" and felix actually hasn't died he's just kinda. there. he finds out his club is like trapped in some reality idk how markiplier lore works but i'm throwing shit together (can you tell i haven't gotten around to watch the wmlw breakdown)

uh anyway felix's club/bar whatever it is is like a waypoint between life and death so it's cool any all but whatever. after that night felix lives a little more freely but is still a tired bar owner. at the end of the night, wilford can see that felix is like just drained and tired and he offers to help him de-stress (wink) and from there on they're like a "thing" i guess.

but yeah lmk what y'all think of this, i'll make another post sometime today of my captainsona because they're also just a tired motherfucker :)