#markmarkmark

[tmswritesfanfics]

just realized out of nowhere mohawks suit has a zipper on the front and vividly imagined just grabbing it and unzipping mid conversation with him

not flirting nothing sexy happening aside from my suddenly unzipping his suit on pure impulse. i imagined my inner demons winning and mentally embarrassed myself in front of mohawk mark doing that

Out of the many Mark variants, Mohawk's is one of my favorite tbh.

I too would feel very tempted to unzip it, not necessarily for sexual reasons (though there are days where it's for very sexual reasons). I genuinely would like to assess his unique anatomy and physiology. For example, will our smart atoms theory be correct? 🤔

Trust me, we (MC) will be unzipping it someday 😄

[tmswritesfanfics]

“the Reader-sexual crew includes Maskless because, as I have once discussed in gruesome detail, when it comes to Mark it is all or nothing for me. I can't tolerate him being in love with Eve or Amber in my verses, so I can't handle him being in love with William either. I am an equal opportunity "homewrecker." “

This is by far the funniest thing I’ve seen today, no canon shit gets in the way of our dreams believe that💀💀💀

Let's live our truth, anon. If we cannot have him in reality then let's have all of him in our fantasies.

(image source: https://www.reddit.com/r/americandad/comments/17kwc6q/ad_quotes_you_use_in_your_daily_life/)

[tmswritesfanfics]

UR SO REAL FOR THAT

I COULD ALSO HAVE EVERY MARK IN EXISTENCE AND STILL BE IN A BAD MOOD BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ONE 😭

Hell yeah!

I can't have a Mark of my own so let me live vicariously through my Y/Ns as they snatch Mark Grayson's heart in nearly every reality.

(இ﹏இ`｡)

[warningstandbygo]

This is it. Quarantine has cracked us. The three part punny jokes that broke us, after a package was knocked over when it was accidentally bumped with a chest.

“Would you say that was an am-boob-latory accident?”

“I’m not sure yet, but I’ll keep you abreast of the situation.”

“Don’t worry, the booby trap has been removed.”

We are 5 years old and it’s great. Could not ask for a better group of people to be stuck with.

[warningstandbygo]

On the Care and Keeping of Grad Students

Did you know, that when you take a MM candidate, deprive them of enough sleep, and let them loose on the world, you get really interesting results?

For example, tonight, mine was folding one load of the massive amounts of laundry that needed doing when it suddenly discovered a lone sock.

It looked at this article in distress before loudly proclaiming “THE MOON! THE MOON HAS STOLEN MY SOCK! THE SCOES!”

With complete seriousness, I should add.

And then I got the very odd look when I did not understand what were clearly, to the MM candidate, entirely logical words.

I was also just informed that I spelled its word incorrectly, and that while the pronunciation of my spelling would be technically correct, it prefers this spelling, because “it looks like scores”.

Once again, with full sincerity.

This is a PSA: be nice to your masters candidates, of any discipline. They are very fragile creatures.

[yoo-seungwooed]

Mark in a super oversized sweatshirt is my new favorite thing

[warningstandbygo]

So, there's this awesome person I know. I met them when I was a young, goofy, impressionable freshman in college who was still somewhat in the "I'm back at the bottom of the ladder and therefore EVERYONE OLDER THAN ME IS AMAZING AND INTIMIDATING" stage of freshman year. 

Our paths intersected a few times in small ways at first - they lived on the same floor as me, as a member of the same scholars group I was in, and they recommended that I attend a meet and greet for one of the on campus groups, which I did. We hung out, along with a group of several of their other friends, on the first trip the scholars group took that year, to NYC.

We spent a night chatting out of the blue in the lounge on the floor about all kinds of great nerdy things. We grabbed dinner and talked about all sorts of random things.

I'm not really entirely sure when it happened, but somewhere in there we became friends, so that was cool. We also chose to live together the next year. And... well, let's be real, it really just sort of spiralled out of control from there... in the best way possible.

Mark is one of my closest friends (and my QPP to boot) and I'm so glad we had those random encounters early on, because I don't know what college would have been without our friendship, but it sure wouldn't have been halfway as fun. This past almost-year has been incredibly weird, as we've seen a lot less of each other in person than I'd gotten used to, but we find random odd times where our schedules intersect and we make it work. And I'm so glad we do, because it means the world to me still to have someone so awesome in my life, who accepts me readily no matter what, and who has never been anything less than supportive.

So yeah... I could say more, but really, all of this is mostly just to say... hey, markspants.

[warningstandbygo]

So, I just need to take a moment to be so so so grateful to my amazing support system I have in my life.

No matter what is happening in my life, I have three of the best people I know to lean on, and I'm so appreciative of the fact that all three of them are always there for me in a heartbeat. Even across distances ranging from a few miles to across an entire country, they've always got my back, and there's nothing I can't go to them about.

I try and let them know how much I appreciate them as regularly as I can, in small ways, but occasionally for various reasons I feel the need to say more than a few words to them, and today is one of those days.

The last few months, I've been having a variety of digestive issues - and while at first, they were mildly alarming, it was mostly just an annoyance. The second time around, it was different enough that I didn't give it much thought. But by the third month in a row where I was having issues, it started to become a bit clearer that this was maybe something to talk to a doctor about, especially since it didn't quickly settle back down this last time.

Fast forward to the actual appointment, and you get what I did from my doctor - instructions to bulk up on protein more, to take probiotics for a month.. oh yeah, and to try eating gluten free, because from what I've said, the two most likely cases are either a gluten intolerance or IBS.

In the meantime, I've had endless support, and I just can't quite say enough how grateful I am to all three of them.

So, dontwanttotapdance and markspants... thank you for texting me through the entire excursion through the grocery store tonight. Thank you for your offers of support and advice and listening to me freaking out quietly via text and melting down mildly over things you've both been dealing with for years and years. You've both been incredibly understanding and supportive and I don't have the words to say it properly, but thank you. Thank you thank you thank you.

And, as always, nolivingunderstarlight... no matter what's going on in your life, you're always a solid foundation I can turn to in mine, and it continues to mean the world to me. Knowing that you're there in the midst of the craziness is a safe harbor, and knowing that you hear the words I don't say even moreso. I still question how you put up with me all the time on my worst days, but it's one of the biggest things that gets me through them.

You three are the absolute best, and I honestly mean it when I say I couldn't get through my life without you. Thank you, for everything you do.