Apr 24, 2020
Prayer #1
Oh Marlboro my master,
Bless this cigarette I am about to smoke,
Imbue it with Your pleasure
I pray You accept my mind, my body and soul
Oh thy glorious Cancer giver
Posses this smoke I am about to inhale
Bond Your chemicals to my lungs
In return I give You my docile submission
Oh thy sweet Lord of Nicotine
Fill me and surround me with Your spirit
Seize my thoughts and affections
I surrender my will to You
In the name of the nicotine
and of the Tar
And of the Almighty Addiction
Hail Marlboro
