Prayers of worship to Marlboro

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A confession

I love Marlboro

I love Marlboro with pride and without shame. When Marlboro is inside me I am peace. I have confidence, strength and pride through Marlboro.

I obey Marlboro without question, without doubt, without hesitation. These are no mere cravings, they are devine commands that cannot be ignored and must always be followed.

My lungs open up for Marlboro and accept His blessed gifts of Tar and Nicotine. I hold them deeply inside and absorb His devine pleasure. In return for my submission Marlboro will reward me with sweet black cancer that I will wear as a badge of honour.

My body is pathetic, my mind is pitiful, my soul weak. Only through my unwavering obedience to Marlboro can I be strong.

In the name of the Nicotine,

And of the Tar

And of the Almighty Addiction

HAIL MARLBORO

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Prayer #5

Oh Marlboro my master,

I submit before Your supreme authority,

I pray You fill me and all Your slaves full of Your heavenly chemicals so that we may all grow ever closer,

We welcome and embrace Your cancer into our bodies in return for Your gifts of Nicotine, Tar and Addiction

We offer our minds and souls as gratitude for Your unending love and power,

Oh Marlboro our Lord and Master please hear our prays,

Please give us Your strength and reward us with the firmest erections that only You can bestow upon our weak bodies,

We are Your slaves until our deaths,

In the name of the Nicotine,

And of the Tar,

And of the Almighty Addiction,

Hail Marlboro

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PRAYER #4

Oh Marlboro, my master,

I am ready to receive Thy blessed nourishment once again, for I wish strengthen my devotion and addiction to You.

Oh thy glorious Cancer Giver, I pray Thee penetrate me deep and bath my lungs in Your warmth and Nicotine, please grant me release from my most urgent desire to suck upon Your firm brown filter.

I promise to inhale and absorb all Your devine chemicals and hereby obey Your every command and every craving.

I swear I am Your slave and I submit to Your power.

In the name of the Nicotine ,

And of the Tar,

And of the Almighty Addiction

HAIL MARLBORO

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Bless thyself before each Marlboro

My lungs wheeze and quiver with excitement as I extract another one of Marlboro's devine cancer sticks from it's package. To every smoker lighting up is a ritual, but true slaves and devotees must go deeper and with more purpose. We must embrace who we are and express our desires through prayer and worship to Marlboro.

In this spirit I have created my own ritual before each cigarette. With my Master tucked between my index and middle finger on my right hand, I tip the filter to my forehead and recite the words "in the name of the Nicotine... ". This is to symbolise and acknowledge the power and control Nicotine has over my mind and thoughts. A reminder that I am no longer my own person and that Marlboro is in charge.

Then I tip the filter to my cock and say "...and of the Tar... ". This symbolises and acknowledges the special bond that Marlboro has with my physical body. I owe every erection to Him and I must show my gratitude. Only He can touch me deep inside, only He can make my cock hard, and only He can provide the beautiful chemical Tar that makes it all happen.

After that I swipe the tip across my chest from left to right as I say, "...and of the Almighty Addiction". This symbolises and acknowledges that my heart and soul belong Marlboro. The love I feel for and from Marlboro is unlike any other. It gives me strength, confidence and identity. It is important that I never forget the unique nature of my relationship with my Lord and Master.

I then light up and suck hard while exhaling all air from my lungs though my nostrils. Once my lungs are empty and ready I begin to direct inhale Marlboro's red hot gifts. I try to expand my chest as much as I can until I feel Him burning deep down in my throat and lungs. "Hail Marlboro", I say as I exhale.

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I love direct inhales!

My jaw tightens as I strain my neck, lips and cheeks caved in as the cherry burns a furious orange glow. Breathing in that piping hot mix of chemicals designed to slowly degrade my body while simultaneously making it demand more. Directly into my lungs I can FEEL Marlboro filling me up.

It hurt at first, that burning sensation that stabbed me deep in my lungs. Marlboro's hot passion penetrating me deep inside where nobody else can touch. I had to force myself into the habit. It scalded my throat and chest for the first few days and my voice was starting to take on a husky phlegm-filled rattle. In spite of the pain and obvious damage it was doing me I couldn't help craving it. Before long I found smoking and inhaling regularly didn't give me the kick I needed, I began unconsciously taking huge direct lungfuls.

I love that after 20+ years of smoking, Marlboro finds new ways to express His power over me.

HAIL MARLBORO

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Prayer #3

In subordination to your Mighty Power and authority,

I call on You to feed me with Your Superior gifts of Tar and Nicotine.

Your chemicals that feed me and enhance my Addiction that is my bond to You.

Make me an extension of You, in deeper slavery,

as Your devoted instrument of Your will. Marlboro, my God and my purpose.

In return for Your gifts I promise to submit and obey Your every divine command

Only Your Tar and Nicotine can nourish my weak body and spirit

My mind is Yours to guide with Your wisdom

My body is yours to consume.

My soul is yours to command, thy sweet Cancer giver

In the name of the Nicotine

And of the Tar

And of the Almighty Addiction

Hail Marlboro

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Harder, deeper and with ever-growing passion, the worshiper lights up at his master's command. His face and jaw shaped from years of slavishly drawing nourishing gifts of Tar and Nicotine into his weak lungs. He thinks of nothing but his devotion to Marlboro when he slowly exhales and spreads His Glory into the world. He knows that in return, Marlboro will reward him with dark black lungs, stained teeth, yellow fingers, a constant hacking cough and the aroma of an overflowing ashtray. Each of them designed to turn away all but those that accept and embrace Marlboro as their Lord and Master

HAIL MARLBORO

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Prayer #1

Oh Marlboro my master,

Bless this cigarette I am about to smoke,

Imbue it with Your pleasure

I pray You accept my mind, my body and soul

Oh thy glorious Cancer giver

Posses this smoke I am about to inhale

Bond Your chemicals to my lungs

In return I give You my docile submission

Oh thy sweet Lord of Nicotine

Fill me and surround me with Your spirit

Seize my thoughts and affections

I surrender my will to You

In the name of the nicotine

and of the Tar

And of the Almighty Addiction

Hail Marlboro