#marolouw

[mutantmorphingpotions]

“Have you ever heard the sound of a beach ball breaking a cabana boy’s nose?”

“N....No?”

“WOULD YOU LIKE TO?”

(Marolouw was then asked to leave the beach area.)

[thestalkerbunny]

Sneaky mean shapeshifter who is also sometimes a weird yellow cat

(Marolouw, you dumb lab rat, change color already. You're ADOPTED you WEINER.)

[mutantmorphingpotions]

Sometimes I forget that Marolouw is Barnabas’s Arcane Instructor because Trixie’s kind of magic isn’t the kind that Barnabas is interested/should dabble in (due to the danger) and Sometimes you can’t pronounce a big demon word so you summon a big fancy lady demon to read it for you.

[mutantmorphingpotions]

HEY BITCH I HEARD YOU LIKE PUDDING CUPS, I KNOW I SURE FUCKING DO

[mutantmorphingpotions]

You’re not a real victorian unless you’ve got a full family portrait, ft. the Ghost you got when you bought that alleged haunted piano, and have it dramatically over the fireplace to intimidate guests.

[mutantmorphingpotions]

I call this the ‘Barnabas scale of how many people I need in order to go outside and function as a person.’ This is not a preference on person, but a sort of number of how many people he likes to have around when he has to go outside.

3 is GREAT. Good number. We love it. 2 other people is also good. still a safety crowd. 1 is fine, but I’m going to stick close to you very close and I may try and hold your hand if stuff gets to be too much. 0, we will be okay for 10 minutes MAYBE. and then we need to leave because it will become too much for us too fast.

It’s a tough existence for Barnabas some days, but he functions as well as a lad can because sometimes you just gotta go outside and get shit done, accompanied or not.

[mutantmorphingpotions]

Marolouw sometimes tags along to the parties Barnabas and Trixie go to and continues to do shit like this. Barnabas can’t escape.

(They’re basically ‘Wizards only, Fool’ Parties and Kerrigan gets to be there sometimes because he’s basically Trixie’s bouncer. But who is going to tell a Demon from the underworld to leave a party? No one that’s who. Demons often do show up at these parties. Those demons and their love of blasphemy and hedonism.)

[mutantmorphingpotions]

So this is what Marolouw looked like at probably the soft age of 6. And Also what she looks out without the chocolate coating she wears. The Chocolate is mostly there to keep her safe from anti-demon stuffs.

She was one of those little kids who wore expensive clothes and got the best shit. Rich kid. It helps when your dad is a high ranking Greed Demon.

(Wocky still doesn’t have a wraith coloring, so here’s my predictions.)