Jan 22
Q: What's the collective noun for four married cops?
A: A buffet.
Well, maybe not, but it was all I could eat and then some.
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Q: What's the collective noun for four married cops?
A: A buffet.
Well, maybe not, but it was all I could eat and then some.
No prizes for guessing what this horny married dad wanted to ride on his break.
Right: “Well that was a wasted trip.”
Left: “Maybe not. Let’s go see my buddy, he owes me a favor.”
Right: “What kind of favor?”
Left: “You’ll see.”
When I answered the door, I was a little surprised to see him as he hadn’t told me he was on his way over. “I was in the neighborhood and brought a buddy” he said, as they both walked in and took a look around to make sure I was alone. “And you figured I’d just drop everything and take care of you?” I asked. “Pretty much” he grinned, “so drop to your fucking knees and put that mouth of yours to good use.”
Well you don’t argue with a horny married cop with a loaded weapon; you just do as he tells you, his buddy too!
So er, the only place you’re going down, is on us!
These two married buds meant business and expected me to take care of business . . . right now!